To ask what your judgy pants look like?

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I've always imagined judgy pants as big granny pants, probably with embroidery around the elastic, but DP insists that truly judgy pants would have to be a thong, to provide the requisite arse-floss-wedgie judgy face.

Please, help us settle this domestic dispute by pegging (a description of) your own judgy pants on the line.

And tie dyed.

big baggy n saggy grey things a little frayed around sides, elastic is gobe but i tuck ten right up under sagging corkage, it all works.

Here's mine

Delightfully tacky, with the oblivious impression that they actually look good. :)

Here's mine

Mine are so high I have to cut out holes near the waistband so I can see where I'm going. And what I'm judging.

Mine are more like pants in the American sense. They resemble the things you'd wear to work on a trawler packing or gutting fish, and protect me from the splattery mess of whatever I'm judging. Here's my favourite pair

I can't explain why but mine are a pair of harlequin printed baggy clown's trousers. Don't think anyone would be able to take me seriously or be offended by my judging!

I have these:
Crisply ironed, of course in your dreams, mate.

Mine are spanx with a tasteful "aren't I a perfect citizen in of middle class suburban society" Boden-y pattern.
The spanx part helps with the short, sharp intake of judgey breath.

Mine are large and baggy, greying from long use and being thrown in the wash without proper sorting of articles first, and much too comfy

Mine are baggy clown trousers. White with red spots.

Mine are navy blue, huge, ironed and faultlessly smug. They also have industrial strength elastic so they can stay hoicked more or less indefinitely with no visable loss of altitude ...

"ironed and faultlessly smug" @ Feckless

YY, I don't often get the iron out here, but might be pursuaded to do so in such a good cause!

Mine are clown trousers as well. Good fun for arsing around MN in, but I would never ever wear them out in public

One are axe out of naice ham and are fruit shoot proof

Goddamn auto correct. Mine are made out of naice ham and are fruit shoot proof.

White granny pants with little flowers printed on and a bow on the waistband for absolute no sex appeal.

I think mine would be tweed knickerbockers

Mine would be bright pink with fruit shoot motifs over them

Mine are like those toddler welly boots you can buy- rubber with handles on the sides to yank them up.

Nunyabiz - ooh very Sanctuary Cove style pants. Much judging done with those methinks.