to ask what is the most trivial reason you have ended a relationship

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Mine is for referring to the 69 position as 'summer of 69ing' and condoms ss 'rubber johnnies'.

It just made my skin crawl and there was no coming back from that!

Rofl at the fudge. What a treat!

Ketchup on his chin. It turned me off straight away.

One took me to Bella Pasta and wanted to order ONE dish between us..and wouldn't let me pay....ever. and he wouldn't go down on me

first one smelled funny

second one ate with his mouth open

the other one had stringy spit

is it any surprise I'm still single with men like these in the world?

Ive got a few

1. Because on his washing line, his once a week wash, there were only 2 pairs of underpants.
2. Yucky stuff in the corners of his eyes.
3. Wearing a flat cap on first date to look trendy?
4. Sulking because I wouldnt have sex with him on first date.

Oh please, a LOT of these are perfectly valid dumping reasons - nothing trivia about bad smell/ bad sex/ idiots.

Seriously, surely my Manichaean one is a winner? Please?

*trivial

Shouted when he came. Really loudly.

Would stick his hand into his underwear and rub the palm of his hand over his balls then inhale the odour and proclaim how sexy and raw it smelt.
He'd do this a few times a day.
He thought he was Gods gift to women. I cringe even now thinking about him!

Because he referred to me as 'his good lady'. Was a lovely man too, and DH has now done this a few times but I am training him out of it Had a gray front tooth too though in my poor defence.

He ate a packef of crisps ...... noisily

He breathed ...... noisily

He drank a cup of tea .....noisily

3 different guys, me?? issues?????

He breathed

I have been on 3 dates in my life. All 3 have become ltr. I feel as if I have missed out

Saying 'XYZ' all the time in conversation.

Being so hairy , like nailbrush hairy, that I looked as if I'd been stood on the kitchen sink to be 'scrubbed' after sex.

Being nasty to a waitress in a restaurant (although that may sound trivial, I think it was valid and I'd do the same, now)!

In what context would anyone say XYZ all the time in a conversation? Am I missing something or was he just talking rubbish?

when m,y date turned up in a Ferrari. I felt really ill at ease.

1 because he was obsessed with Family Guy.

1 because he said things strangely in an effort to sound posh, like garage was ga-rarge in a ridiculous fake french accent, it annoyed the hell out of me.

I also walked out on a first date because the guy said OMG lol in a conversation, write them in a text/on the internet fine but they are not supposed to be spoken ever!

Too many spelling mistakes... they really put me off. Nothing more off-putting that a love poem full of spelling mistakes.

He got a tattoo, of his own name, as he couldn't think what to put on it.

proper tantrum when I suggested people would think it was the name of his boyfriend.

I dumped him for having no intelligence or imagination. And homophobic.

Oh another one - referred to 'rumpy pumpy' and 'making love'.

I am shuddering just writing this.

Because he danced in front of me like George Michael.

It's was 2003....

Oh, just thought of another. Pronounced them jal-ah-pen-yos

Copped off abroad. Best snog of my life. He wrote down his UK number & drew a cartoon of himself with a fart coming out of his bum & the word 'poot'. I really wanted to ring him but I just couldn't.

He dropped litter on our first date. There wasn't a second

All different men

1)Because he turned up in cuban heels
2) because he turned up in cowboy boots
3) because he turned up in a leather jacket with fringes down the arms
4) because he insisted on calling me 'my lady'
6) because he made origami flowers out of beer mats all night
7) because his kisses were too wet
8) micropenis, yes I know size doesnt matter, but I would have had more fun sitting on my thumb.
9) superman pants..