to ask what is the most trivial reason you have ended a relationship

[BauerTime]

Mine is for referring to the 69 position as 'summer of 69ing' and condoms ss 'rubber johnnies'.

It just made my skin crawl and there was no coming back from that!

Wouldn't go down on me.

Wouldn't go down on me.

He took me to TGI Fridays on a second date. I hate TGI Fridays - there's plenty of places just as cheap and not as nasty sniff

I like briefs. Hate boxers with the enviable gap and hanging out bollock. Hate trunks as they look too tight,thick and unhygienic.

I had another one who called his car a motor.

And another who wanted to snog all the time.

Queueing up to buy Whigfield's "Saturday Night" single on the day it came out.

To be fair, he was also an arse who only dated me to be in with a chance with one of my friends, but the musical lack of taste was a clincher.

A few months later I came close to asking someone out purely because of the books and CDs on his shelves (lots of each). As it turned out, he was also ludicrously handsome - a pity he lived in Dublin and I didn't.

at 'His chin annoyed me.'

Personally, I've only ever been the dumpee, not the dumper

but I did once kick out a one-night stand because he refused to go down on me pity, it was in Nirvana's era and he looked a lot like pretty Kurt.

My friend called time on a new bloke after three dates because he was rubbish at Crash Bandicoot.

cardinal, what, twice?

didn't know how to drive his porsche. ugh gives me shivers and it was 15 years ago.

Just remembered another......I ended another relationship because he kept pushing his glasses back on his face in a Clarke Kent type manner....it drove me mad. I used to want to scream " Leave your fucking glasses alone man!!"

But I didn't because I was already becoming a much nicer person

He had really small slightly chubby hands. I could not stop looking at them.

Non-removal of socks

Cardinal sin, end of

Suburban

About 6 times actually, more fool me! Was fine accepting blow jobs though!

When talking about football, he referred to the team as 'we'

Proper grated my nips off it did

Also dumped a b/f on valentines day for giving me a soft toy with 'horny devil' emblazoned over the front of it - I burnt that on an open fire

Oops sorry not you Cardinal. I did mean cardinal, lower case, not emboldened.

He called his underwear 'undies' and had antimacassars on his sofa ...I think I just died a little inside remembering that

he fed cannabis to his fish...
he smoked cannabis in bars and we got thrown out.
Actually, that's not so trivial

Also dumped someone who made a "nym" sound before starting a sentence.

his car, I say car, it was more of an ashtray on wheels. When I opened the passenger door fag ends fell out. The foot well was full, bleurgh

Being told when having sex "It's just like shagging a school girl". I was 36 and he was 45

slimJiminy even reading and hearing that nym sound made me go eugh so YWNBU to dump! How annoying.

I didn't like his anorak.

Got jealous of my cat love of my life and tried to push her off my lap.

He wore tan shoes

CabbagesandKings I wonder if your vampire is someone I used to know... did he specifically think (and I mean really think) he was Angel from Buffy? To the point of learning martial arts and conspicuously doing a mysterious disappearing act in the middle of conversations?