To put my fresh croissant

[CiderLover]

Through the self service as a white roll (to save on pennies)

Yes it's theft. Hth.

YABU it literally will be pennies so what's the point?

no. choose the white roll if you are short on pennies!

Do it, the consequences will be hilarious

Sounds reasonable if you're a thieving cunt.

My friend puts all fruit and veg through as loose onions...ah be a rebel and go for it

Theiving cunt's a bit harsh. Corporations avoid paying their massive tax bills and someone gets called a cunt for about 5p

it is theft

Yanbu.
Those machines are seriously flawed.

"Thieving cunt" can't believe people are getting on their high horse about 20p or whatever it is. Brainwashed.

Theft is theft. If you steal you're a fucking cunt. Absolute scum, end of.

Just be careful the 'croissant alarm' doesn't go off!

This would never have occurred to me to do! Don't they do weights for the bagging area, though, so it might flash the bell as the two weights don't tally-imagine the embarrassment!! Go to Aldi or Lidl for cheaper croissants. It is theft.

Do you really need to ask

This is a wind-up.

It has been lovely having my ears woken up with all the swearing though!

I've done it, but in my defence they didn't have the special new very exciting pastry or bread or whatever on the screen so I just picked something it looked like.

As soon as I walked away from the till a massive cage came down over me with flashing lights and people starting shouting "theif, theif". It was then written on my head in marker so everyone would know.

Only part of that is true...

corporations avoid paying their massive tax bills and someone gets called a cunt for about 5p

Strange comparison there

Big corporations might avoid tax but the generally don't evade it.

Deliberately selecting a white roll, when you know you have a croissant is theft.

Yabu. Do you try the grapes too?

if all you can afford is a bread roll ...buy a bread roll

it is very dishonest to lie about it to save 20p

Are you stood there waiting for a decision?

I didn't pay for my carrier bag either

Are you stood there waiting for a decision?

Hahaha @ that mental image....

Go for it OP. no-one outside of MN will give a shiny shite.

agree with silly

Apparently there has been a rise of middle-class shoplifting with the increase of selfs service tills - get your saffron through the scales with your bag of potatoes. Put your perfectly ripe mango through as a Granny Smith.

The labour savings from the self check outs must more than make up for than the increased shoplifting.

Can't get too excited about the OP paying for a roll and taking a croissant. It's not 100% ethical but nor is it the height of 'thieving scum cunt' either. Nice.