To put my fresh croissant

[CiderLover]

Through the self service as a white roll (to save on pennies)

I'm sure the flying squad would rush straight out. The difference in price could be as much as 50p!! They'd probably get the helicopter out.

Theft as anarchy - that's a new one!
It's stealing pure and simple, whether it's a few pennies or a few pounds it's stealing

I think most people grow out of this about 14 or so? Grow the fuck up.

What goes around comes around anyway.

Didn't that chef bloke get done for doing exactly this?

Anyway, it was the OP who raised the 'let's be ridiculous about this' bar when she started bleating about tax being the same thing as petty theft.