Widower of the mumsnet world

[MNwidow]

Am I being unreasonable with my first post on mumsnet that I'm having a moan about being in a marriage of three. Me, my wife and mumsnet. Wouldn't mind but I think mumsnet is turning into a better husband than me, now that`s worrying. I musn't be the only husband out there with this problem or maybe it's just me milking a bit of sympathy. When my wife spots this post I'm sure she'll consult mumsnet and give me an answer. Just for the record I love my wife(for torture avoidance purposes).

Jeez, no wonder your wife spends all her time on MN, I'd divorce my dh if he ever 'lol'd'

OP do you ever watch porn?

No, used to but after discovering the degrading treatment of women and the hell they live through. Simply its too immoral to enjoy nowadays.

Why would you leave your husband shake?

My dh is home soon.

I'm getting the ironing board up before he realises I've wasted spent yet another afternoon on mn.

I think it is I who has let the side down.....

Not my DP. He downloaded the app once, couldn't figure out what anything meant and left me in peace.

Just as well really as here is where I slate him.

Don't forget the dishes, hoovering and other general women things. How dare you spend your day on MN.

As for my punctuation as mentioned before my wife is appalled with it. So maybe she does have a problem with me. It all fits now