Widower of the mumsnet world

[MNwidow]

Am I being unreasonable with my first post on mumsnet that I'm having a moan about being in a marriage of three. Me, my wife and mumsnet. Wouldn't mind but I think mumsnet is turning into a better husband than me, now that`s worrying. I musn't be the only husband out there with this problem or maybe it's just me milking a bit of sympathy. When my wife spots this post I'm sure she'll consult mumsnet and give me an answer. Just for the record I love my wife(for torture avoidance purposes).

Why is the answer to everything the "local transport body"

Rogue apostrophies. Aaaagghhh!! YABVVVUU OP

If rogue apostrophies, were ! such a bi`g issue in our marriage' I think we should. Have split up alon,g time ago?!,.

I wish your wife was on this thread. Then we could tell her to LTB

You forgot the full stop after LTB.

Aha.
You're definitely not my dh.
You said living room, not front room.

You're waaaaayyy too posh for me.

Living room is posh????

Be careful we will feminist you yet!

Fwiw my dh thinks similar. Ah well eh?

Thats the whole problem we have here, . i'M just too posh!",.,.

Not my DH either, far too tall

Bet you've got a sofa instead of a settee too.

I know your sort.

Ummm...OP...you have name changed incorrectly. It says widowed now, still not widower.

Maryz, may I add that this is my very first time on MN.

Do you know what I do say sofa. Jesus, no wonder I'm confused I have the wrong social stature. I'm upper class not working. It all makes sense now.

My DH shares your pain OP

thank you coffee

'Kinell you might actually be DH

Hmm.

How do you feel about naked James Martin, Tezza's todger, Sir Cliff, Dappy sans nappy and the Musketeers? We did have naked Lorraine once too.
Tbh if your dw is a Muskperv...well, take a look at the Swagger inn and all may be revealed.

I've actually surprised myself at how much naked arse is involved in my MNing.
I thought I'd redeem it with my favourite thread - turns out that's 'I cupped my CO's penis today' so...um, I didn't.

I honestly thought I was mostly chat, crochet, sheep and shopping lists on here. I've been deluding myself clearly!

Does your dw realise you're on here?

It won't be the same man she gets back once we've finished with you....

Ohbythen, we seem to be getting off track a bit here. We're going all Game of Thrones here.
She always said something similar. para-phrasing but it was along the lines of they'll chew you up and spit you out, without batting an eyelid. Something like that.

Bless yer heart MN.

LAYYDDEES!!!!!

WE'VE GOT A NEW PLAYTHING!!!!!!!

So OP, what do you think of feminism?

Definitely not my dh as you are not good looking enough

We don't chew.

We wrap out victims up.
Leave them to ferment.
Swallow them whole at our convenience.

Move on to the next victim.