To ask what's your guilty pleasure?

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Mine is to go to bed with a glass of wine, light a Yankee candle (Midnight Jasmine presently) and read for an hour. I also managed to watch the whole of season 2 of House of Cards this weekend whilst DH was catching up with work. We also had Dominos for dinner this evening . Too tame for words I know - what's yours?

Getting a 'meal' of starters from the Chinese. Lots of dim sum, duck with pancakes, salt and pepper squid...delicious! And even better with a cheeky G&T

Mine is breaking bad. Walter White Food wise it's egg mayo sandwiches. I could eat them every day all day.

Ooh! Egg mayo and tomato sandwiches with salad cream. Beautiful!

Oh crispy fried chilli beef straight out of the carton and Haribo for pudding... I'd forgotten about food...

Mine is rubber stamps and inks, glitter and ribbons. I am a crafter and I lovvvveeeeee. The postman dropping in a parcel here n there.

A family-size tiramisu all to myself, and lapping up every second of American Idol, and crying at it.

Shoes and boots..

When DH is working late or away I don't cook a proper dinner for myself - I eat bits of whatever I fancy. Cheese and crackers with a bag of popcorn and a G&T the other night. Sometimes I'll just have ice-cream, then maybe a few fish fingers. Yum.

Nail varnish and driving with the sunroof open and disco music playing loudly when the weather is good.....

Oh and the American series of The Bachelor.

ordering catalogues online to an ex flatmate who I despise with the name 'ugly bignose' when translated in her language

A few beers and an Indian takeaway :) Bliss

Truffle I love it!!

I make cheesy scrambled eggs in a jug in the microwave and then flop the whole lump of egginess into a sandwich.

It's also nice if you put in a slice of that plastic cheese and some ketchup.

Off to the kitchen

Jolleigh

Salad cream? Salad cream?

NO.

NO NO NO.

It is an abomination unto...us.

Now go and sit in the corner and think about what you did.

Getting loads of free or nearly free groceries. Got a huge amount of pleasure today when 20 minutes facebook /internet faffing got rewarded with vouchers for 4 free pizzas, two vouchers for 250ml glasses of wine with no restrictions in local eaterie and vouchers for two large sundaes at the same place. DH will be having a meal out tomorrow complete with large glass of wine, pudding and coffee for 6.99 each :)

Orange is the New Black!

Season 2, June 6th!

Yes to American Idol, and Real Housewives of Atlanta. Only Atlanta mind, I cannot bear the others. Nene and Phaedra are my favourites.

Foodwise, a lovely charry but rare inside steak served with garlic butter. Don't do sweets.

I also devour crime novels. Just read the Vera Stanhope series in a fortnight, they are very good!

applying expensive perfume when I'm alone and not going to be in anyone else's company - its just for me.

hot buttered toast and a brew with two sugars and full fat milk

Any of the RHs TV programmes

Food wise - proper Welsh rabbit with tomatoes followed by 2 solero ice creams and a mug of tea.

(sits in a corner and hangs head in shape as per puntastic's instruction)

Truffle I love this! When I was a bitter 19 year old dumpee, I signed my ex boyfriend up to every gay porn website subscription I could find.

Dance moms, real housewives of Beverley hills, Orange County or Atlanta....new episodes make me so happy :)

Spending too much at Dior, Mac and SpaceNK and smuggling new purchases in to the bathroom cabinet.

I think DH is probably well aware of both these secrets actually given I forget to delete the Sky planner or intercept the bank statements!

90 minute bath full of bubbles, constantly topped up with hot water and my nook, and a locked door - peaceful heaven

Food stuff
Nutella and a spoon

Grated mature Cheddar, chopped spring onion mixed in salad cream eaten on crackers or fresh brown bread.

Oh and home made lattes made with Baileys not milk. I don't think he knows that one!