To ask what's your guilty pleasure?

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Mine is to go to bed with a glass of wine, light a Yankee candle (Midnight Jasmine presently) and read for an hour. I also managed to watch the whole of season 2 of House of Cards this weekend whilst DH was catching up with work. We also had Dominos for dinner this evening . Too tame for words I know - what's yours?

A day in my pyjamas. Always shower but lovely to put pj's back on.

A bag of Cadbury mini eggs all to myself while watching reruns of The Biggest Loser USA!

Whenever DP goes out for the evening I either cuddle up with DD or put her to bed and cuddle the dog and watch keeping up with the kardashians or Giuliana and bill. They're absolute trash but I love them

Innogen that's hilarious! Poor guy! Still, no worse than the filth I get in my hotmail junk folder on a daily basis...

My horse. It's time that I can have completely and utterly to myself. No husband, no child. I can ride, groom or just sit and have a cuppa with no interruptions.

This is time when I am a person in my own right and it's really very precious to me.

Eating. Food still rules my world and I have to work hard to control myself enough to keep my weight down.

My other guilty pleasure is watching 'Neighbours'. I've been watching since the first one was shown back in the '80's and now watch them all on On Demand 5 despite being 40 now. I watch a weeks worth at a time as I catch up with the ironing

Mail online
Country music
HP sauce on toast
Sneaky cigarette before bed

Fish finger sandwiches (wondering now if 8:20am is too early for one...)

Stinkymink... I'm not sure why you should feel guilty about that

Meanwhile, I'll see your Real Housewives and raise you Millionaire Matchmaker

Stinkymink same for me too.

A Topic.

I would really like a fish finger sandwiche actually!

Cheese & brown sauce sandwiches

Chips and gravy

Watching back to back episodes of Modern Family or The Simpsons

Midsomer Murders, Poirot, Murder She Wrote, Diagnosis Murder. Love all of them - everyone I know of my age makes fun of my tastes but I don't care! There is nothing better than watching one of these (particularly in the day) all by myself

Oh and the more snacks I can eat during these the better...crisps and salad cream, biscuits to follow - heaven!!

Take A Break

Oh yes, my exes DM used to get Take a Break and I loved reading them after she was finished. Was very disappointing when they removed them from Doctors waiting rooms.

Massage...I love massage. I have about 4 a year but I think they should be available on a monthly basis from the NHS.

Getting inspiration from this thread though...

Casinos, hookers and blow.

OK that's crap, really I'm boring: Too much cheese.

Itv2.

The big reunion, real housewives etc. Even millionaire matchmaker. It's so bad it's good!

For me and DH it's Benidorm, we secretly love it..

reading in bed, getting up, eating, bathing, putting on new pjs, going back to bed, repeat until the evening and time to get up to go to the pub . . . obviously pre dc

now cocktail cherries always in the fridge for a handy snack

Aibu.
Plus handbags.

Walking the dog in very, very muddy fields whilst listening to a loop of Annie Lennox, The Carpenters, Elton John, Oasis, Abba and Nirvana (I have very diverse music tastes), wearing floral wellies, uni hoodie and whatever hat I can find. Both of us end up covered in mud, and probably sheep/cow poo but it's lovely. I do like the smell of cow and sheep poo to be honest - can't explain why but it has a lovely smell...

Also loud parenting the dog on our walks - 'Look Gypsy, it's a heron! Do you think he's hungry? I wonder if he's after a fish .. What do you think of those tracks? Were they from a pussycat, or a person, or a deer..'

Hence why where possible we walk miles away from other people!

Also hot ambrosia Devon custard with a huge spoon of Nutella, stirred but only slightly so that there's still some clumpy lumps of chocolatey goodness..

And Leslie Neilson films - especially Airplane. My mum and I quote it to each other constantly.. And dated 80s/90s tv e.g. Bottom, Keeping up Appearances, Dear John..