to think there's nowt wrong with Lancashire?

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Yorkshireman flees jail because it is in Lancashire

I suppose that is an assertive decision...

It is cold, and it is wet. 2 very important considerations!

Nowt right with it either

Yorkshire lass ere

It is cold, and it is wet

Yes, but so's Yorkshire

There's everything wrong with Lancashire. It's on the wrong side of the Pennines.

No stinkle- there's a reason they put cotton in Lancs- yorks is dry by comparison!

It has as it's icon a red rose. clearly White is superior

I'd rather be married to a Lancashire lad than a Yorkshire man.
I know this is a generalisation but they tend to be bombastic.
They shout a lot, know everything and have to be right.
Very in bred too

YABVU, there's everything right with Lancashire. The stupid gut obviously had an inferiority complex, what with being from the wrong side of the Pennines.

He probably just felt inferior compared to the lancastrians in there!

Lancashire is fine, absolutely fine. I mean, it's no yorkshire. I don't recall it being voted the number 3 tourist destination in the world, but it's fine, really.

They shout a lot, know everything and have to be right

^^So sexist! Us Yorkshire women are like that too

I'm glad he's gone, don't want any of them Yorkshire types on our side! Plus, Kirkham is pretty close to Blackpool, which is admittedly a bit of a shithole, so can't really blame him!

Pretty funny though.

I only had one condition for my wedding flowers, that there were no white roses anywhere!!

I set the same flowers rule Seff! Lancashire, God's own county!

Lancashire is pretty close to perfection, seeing as it is right next to Yorkshire.

Sounds like a sensible chap to me.

DH wanted white roses at our wedding (nowt to do with Yorkshire, he's from down south, but just loves white roses) I refused to carry them, and my dad and brother had red rose buttonholes. DH was the only member of the wedding party with a white rose. Serves him right for having such a stupid favourite flower

The only good things to come out of Yorkshire are a) pudding (I will concede on its geniusness here) and b) the road to Lancashire.

Lancashire is wonderful. We speak right proper as well.

Yorkshire. Where men are men and women are too.

la la la Lancashire till I die.

Eve...and if the Yorkie puds are flat then they're Lancashire puds?.

I think you'll find that YORKSHIRE is God's own.

YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE YORKSHIRE!

You're all just jealous 'cos we're all just brilliant.

Lancashire? All mucky doorsteps and "you'll have had your tea".

My mum is from Yorkshire and I was born there (but raised elsewhere), I currently live in Lancashire and my mum has said that if I develop a Lancashire accent she will disown me!

I knew as soon as I saw this it had to be Kirkham prison. I think they average about 2 escapes a week. I don't think most of them have an excuse as imaginative as that one though.

One pair of escapees were caught hitchhiking a short distance away. They got in gladly when the chap stopped for them, and failed to notice that it was one of the guards who promptly took them back.

The only good things about Lancashire are the roads out.

I'm with the prisoner

I heard a saying once:

Strong in'th arm and thick in'th 'ead
Yorkshire Born and Yorkshire Bred

Made me laugh as I'm a Lancashire Lass who has a couple of Yorkie mates. I say it to wind em up haha