to open a mulled gin and rinsed mince pie bar?

[MaryzBoychildCheeszuzCrizpz]

To carry on the complaining and to drown Liney.

I've opened it in AIBU to piss off Trills etc and to see if mnhq leave it here

YANBU. Cheers!

What's a rinsed mince pie?

It's a pie. With mince. That's been rinsed.

Derp!

Thanks Mary.

I havent a clue what ur on about but cheers anyway x

No idea Trills.

I was trying to come up with a clever title.

What I really want is for everyone to gather round and get merrily pissed [hopeful]

YABU.

And a twat.

Amaretto has Vit C? - Yes, depends on the amount you drink, of course.
Or you could poison somebody with cyanide...

Bit early for Christmas, isn't it?

And Twit, I'm disappointed.

Very disappointed.

How could you do it to me? Just how?

[sob]

Wrong mince, rinsed or otherwise

Oops, I think I might have had the last post

Right then. I am having a big pretend Southern Comfort to start. i also have those nibbles that come in the compartments with some shaped like fish.
I was in Tesco's at 6.30am so I am a bit tired-and it feels like midnight....

How do!

Just need to get the nippers to bed and I will hit the gin. I fancy a festive way to drink it tonight rather than just tonic. Any suggestions?

I was hoping it would be me [evil]

But then the gooey sugaryness would come off..

Helloooo Grinch

ssd, having a clue what is going on is definitely not necessary (or even likely) here

Hm. Gin.
Nope, I am not big on gin other than with T

Cosmo: Vodka, cranberry juice, twist of lime, ice.

You are not being unSEASONable by the way

Mince pies are vile anyway.
As is Christmas Cake.
And Christmas Pudding.
And Stollen.

Yes, I am an Equal Opportunities Hater of dried fruit.

Sparkling, I'm heading to Tesco in a bit. I will need much supporting when I return.

Apparently mince pies used to have real minced meat in them. With dried fruit.

I'm sure they were lovely.

I went to the bastarding supermarket this afternoon and a woman grabbed me at the gherkins to demand how I could/should improve her son's English. I was moving towards the gin and when she offered to pay for any improvement, I swear I held my breath.

Then I forgot the bloody gherkins.

::whispers::

Who wants to tell MaryZ she didn't get the last post on her other thread?

I am going to visit le builder chaud who I suspect has a bottle of Jagerfilth.

Will take Kindle and report in.

Thank you Trills

Me too Pacific. Except for scones. I like a good sultana scone (to rhyme with gone), with jam and cream (in that order)

Oh too late. Forgot to hit post. I'm trying to cook dinner.

Weeeel throw Tesco nibble selections into the oven.

That counts as cooking, right?

I have been er, merry for a couple of days thanks to hot toddies. Is that even a thing? Pfft. Whatevs.
I'm considering one of those indoor cages for dogs as a bed for babyTwit. He is not a good sleeper.