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To be disgusted by Lady Gaga on the x factor tonight?

149 replies

happydaze77 · 27/10/2013 20:39

Do itv not realise that the clocks went back and it's only 8:30?! FFS Lady Gaga, put on some clothes!

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usualsuspect · 27/10/2013 20:39

She had her big pants on

HerBigChance · 27/10/2013 20:40

The outfit was curiously odd and unsexy, I thought.

ScabbyOozingCarbuncle · 27/10/2013 20:40

The woman is a total loon!

In my day we had real performers!

Who kept their clothes on.

And could sing!

LOLisNOTaPunctuationMark · 27/10/2013 20:41

It was more the "you can do what you want with my body" lyric that made me Hmm I never got the rest of the lyrics though...

happydaze77 · 27/10/2013 20:42

It was ugly and unsexy, but still managed to be offensive. Quite a feat really.

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bimbabirba · 27/10/2013 20:42

She was wearing a bikini like you probably do too in front of many people when you go to the beach and the swimming pool.

Pollydon · 27/10/2013 20:42

YABU, chill the fuck out or switch channels.

Shakey1500 · 27/10/2013 20:43

Oh she can sing...

Think we can safely clear up the rumours that LG was in fact, a man though Grin

aturtlenamedmack · 27/10/2013 20:44

Agree with LOL - Didn't think her outfit was offensive but the lyrics that I caught were pretty horrible.
But a big part of her success is built on shocking people and really there isn't much left that does now.

SeaSickSal · 27/10/2013 20:45

Her new music is bobbins.

mamadrama1986 · 27/10/2013 20:46

I just had to point out to my DF that shevwas saying Venus, he thought she was saying penis...

WilsonFrickett · 27/10/2013 20:46

I just found the whole thing odd really...

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 27/10/2013 20:46

The song was rubbish, and the performance was about as sexy as a Yorkshire pudding. Usually I really like her.

HandragsAndGladbags · 27/10/2013 20:46

Did you hear what she was saying afterwards though? That the song is a about how she is a performer, that the media can "do what they want with her body" so criticise how she looks, she is there to perform.

I didn't think it was provocative, seen far sexier on x factor than that.

FlabbyAdams · 27/10/2013 20:47

A pile of shite was the verdict in our front room tonight.

defineme · 27/10/2013 20:49

If your issue is the lack of clothes, but you think she looks 'unsexy' -what exactly was the issue? Surely people are usually offended by sexualised nudity?

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Awks · 27/10/2013 20:50

She should duet with Robin Thicke. Am sure she would change her mind when he splits her arse in 2 or whatever his vile song says.

And he said his song was about his wife and how se fancies him sooooo much. Liars, the pair of em.

ShowOfBloodyStumps · 27/10/2013 20:50

I've met some very seductive Yorkshire Puddings. Winking and beckoning and whispering.

farmerswifey · 27/10/2013 20:51

Oooh it Venus (not penis) that makes slightly more sense - well I say slightly....

headlesslambrini · 27/10/2013 20:51

had to laugh when her sea-shell fell off and she had to pull the other one off.

LOLisNOTaPunctuationMark · 27/10/2013 20:52

Did you hear what she was saying afterwards though? That the song is a about how she is a performer, that the media can "do what they want with her body" so criticise how she looks, she is there to perform.

Oh, i missed that. Went to make a cup of tea when she'd finished singing. Grin Good on her, then. She got a lot of crap from the media earlier this year about her being 'fat'.

Chakkarollo · 27/10/2013 20:53

I thought I saw a bit of camel toe

HandragsAndGladbags · 27/10/2013 20:54

I, I feel good
I walk along
But then I trip over myself and I fall
I, I stand up, and then I'm OK
But then you print some shit that makes me wanna scream

[Pre-Chorus: Lady Gaga]
So do what you want
What you want with my body
Do what you want
Don't stop, let's party
Do what you want
What you want with my body
Do what you want
What you want with my body

Write what you want
Say what you want about me
If you're wondering
Know that I'm not sorry

See, now I think that is one of her more sensible songs Grin

AlexaChelsea · 27/10/2013 21:01

Lady G is a massive feminist, it's pretty bloody obvious that her songs aren't suggesting a man can 'do what they want with her body' in a sexual way.