TidyDancer's bridezilla thread part 4

[TidyDancer]

Ready for later! :)

Anybody else scrutinise that list for names of brides starting with 'F'? 'Cos I did wthout joy.

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I'm actually knitting right now! Clackety clack!

Nothing like putting your bank account details on the wedding website for ease of donations... never heard of that website before but my, it's eye opening... plus plenty of rhymes and money trees.

We all know what today is, right?

It's venue decorating day!

Tidy, get round there in your ninja disguise, have a look and come back and tell us what's happening.

........... actually, probably nothing, because Glue has offended all of her potential decorating chums

OK come on now, OWN UP all you lovely people!

Who's hoping that on F's wedding day there's going to be the most almighty tsunami of a summer thunder storm, just as she sticks her leg out of the wedding limo (accompanied by claps of thunder, flashing lightening, the WORKS!).

Can you imagine the wedding photos, puddles on the red carpet, Gluezilla looking like a drowned rat, everyone stood there with their arms folded while she has a temper tantrum "Where's my umbrella??!!"

... ahhh the schadenfreude.

Rain forecast in the South-East!

Anyone remember that red carpet that got washed and then got rained on and when all the celebs walked on it it all foamed up ...?
I'm a bad person.

Yep major rain in south east - as I said I'm doing the childcare at a wedding tomorrow - would be funny if the tidys bride .........

With worldly possessions we truly have been blessed,
Don't feel obliged with presents, we're just happy your our guest,
But if you really want to help us on our way,
You will find a money tree planted on our special day.

Could they be the ones? Hmmmm

Has anyone else been casting Gluezilla The Movie in their heads?

CZJ and Gwyneth Paltrow are front runners to play Gluezilla...

Kate Winslet in cameo role as Gluesister...

Willy wonka's Oompa Loompas will come out of retirement to take on the Sylvanians.

Sandra Bullock IS Tidy.

Ryan Gosling will play Gluegroom...and in the cheesy Hollywood twist gets to run off with his true love, Tidy, at the end....

Belchica. I love that!

Belchica, I'm thinking more along the lines of Helena Bonham-Carter in a white version of her Bellatrix Lestrange costume!

Oh totally RooRoo....HBC has stormed in at the last minute and demanded the role....natch.

Angelika Huston for Gluemother-of-the-bride...

Evening all!

There is nothing on Facebook from her today. A photo of the outside of the venue has appeared on another friend's profile, but it isn't accompanied by any wedding talk. :(

I am a little bit afraid that we are all Dr Frankenstein-types now. Gluezilla and her gluey wedding seem to have taken on a life of their own!

But again (and I have said this a lot!) thank you all for making me giggle so much!

I love that Belchica

For some reason Gwyneth Paltrow sounds like the perfect gluezilla.

But Kate Winslet isn't my idea of Gluesister. Gluesister is cooler than Kate Winslet. Naomi Watts maybe?

The Oompa Loompas are perfect.

And all the wedding extra's could be made up of MNers.

Morning fellow cult members Campers !!! It's the Big Day probably

We want pictures, we want pictures......

If anyone 'just happens' to see a grumpy bride and a group of zombies anywhere -- make sure you've got your camera at the ready

Come and stay, TidyDancer - I'll teach you to knit. It is the least you deserve for all the entertainment these threads have given us!

PS - you will be expected to decorate your bedroom, though....

Is today the day?

Hello you lot!

Yes, today is the day! (no way is this anonymous if anyone here is going to the wedding, so no point lying about the date now!)

In fairness to some of the wedding guests, the photos I have seen of their outfits on Facebook are quite nice. Not all strictly faithful to the theme, but nice.

There are people who I now know are going who I thought had the same level of friendship with gluezilla as I did, which makes me feel a bit sad but oh well.

SDTG - happy to come decorate!

Where is the venue Tidy? Please give us a clue. (just in case it is near enough to lurk outside and point)

Dido - I live on the Herts/Beds border area and the wedding isn't far from me.

Tidy - I think you've been wonderful to rise above it all & I do feel sad that you have lost a friend - it's never nice.

Hope you have lots of & that it's raining as hard on the Herts/Beds border as it is here in coastal East Sussex.

(The rain is for Glue, not you)

Ahh Tidy, she's such a bitch to have made you feel like this. So glad you can laugh about it though, and this thread's a pretty good place to be if you can't be at the wedding.