tell them off tell them to stoppit

[rosepettel]

womans telling rumers about my dd age 7

aibu

Yes I know but I was hoping the op would actually stop and think and answer the question. Her posts are utterly chaotic, wondering if she really is like this

No one on earth could confuse flour and floor.

I'm sorry but no. Just no.

Although it did conjure a vision of the OP coated in flour laughing like a hyena. Which is always good on a Monday morning I suppose.

KK is the double affirmative to OK.

So instead of Ok ok.

Rolling on the flour
Really

And can you actually not see that is r o f l
Rolf is an Australian entertainer, famous for drawing kangaroos

Stealth - Rolf stands for hospital treatment for animals and everyone having their own didgeridoo.

But why? downton why?

Who needs to say ok twice? Why nut just say ok?

My DCs text that to me all the time, it makes me want to hurt someone. Or they just text k

Why?

They just do tantrums. This is text speak. You know- the young uns.

KK?

DS is sitting on my knee watching a video and keeps telling me off for laughing because I'm bouncing him off my lap.

Wtf was up with the battleships post?

Saidar I have no idea what's going on now. None at all.

My DH always replies to a text with "ye"

It makes me want to smash my phone. Why not just add the "s". Or even an "ah" or just an "h".

I could even cope with"YY". But just "ye"? Nope.

KK?

Ok ye is worse than kk.

Much worse.

Thanks saidar

The thread makes much more sense now.

Ye? Wtf?

Tantrums - you will forever be pasty cheeked when ever anyone pictures you after "rolling in the flour"

WTF is "kk"???

She tells others to keep their kids away but sends them to yours??!!

Er, right.

So people know she talks shit?

Thank God Saidar chipped in. It brought back exactly the right quantity of barking needed to balance the OP.

Rose welcome back. I'm having a hamandpicklewidge again for lunch today.

You do know you don't have to have a FB account at all? It's not essential to life.

I should say that he is not inarticulate. He just sees the DCs text speak, doesn't get that it is accepted text speak and has made up "ye" as he thinks this fits with the kind of abbreviations they use.

It doesn't and makes him look like an oldie trying to be down with the kids. However he is a technophobe and does not use predictive text, so writing out a text can take him quite a long time

Oops gave myself away there as not having closely read all of the thread & see that kk has been explained.

Well, then, it's bb from me.

'Ye' is like Chaucer text speak :o

I think the op's posts area going through a dialectizer. I can't make head nor tail of them. kk?

The number of ks is important. DD uses K to express abruptness or irritation. Kk expresses enthusiasm.

I winder if th op is dripping her kyds of two skool at the mement and of sh woll kim bick her l8tr two xplin moor

J confuses me when people mean :-)

Why j?

Time for a coffee!