tell them off tell them to stoppit

[rosepettel]

womans telling rumers about my dd age 7

aibu

I've just revisited the Great Hamwidge Scandal of 2013, and I am convinced that this was the start of all the OP's troubles. The woman has not forgiven her for being angry about the ham.

There were several outings of the word Yap in that thread too.

And this, which has made me love Rosepettels just a little bit:

rolf mumsnets your so funny I cant live

well mabey but yap she is angry shes a * bitch wank im angry at the woman

wait i said more * then that .. why

Jalapeño in vinegar.

Nom nom nom

I am at the grumpy old woman stage in my life, and this thread has had me spluttering my 3rd cuppa with laughter. Not even done my crossword which I routinely do at 7.30, as so entertaining.
The hamwidge thread I still have happy memories of . < should get out more> [grin}

Rosepettel you just need to ignóre her. Block her and ignore. Don't lower yourself.

I love you, rosepettel whoever you really are

rosepettel

Do you say "yap" out loud as the affirmative response to a question?

thenx ow you mumnets you do make me rolf myself

You rolf yourself. Oh this is getting too obvious.
Go on - tell me what ROLF stands for?

i wana ignore her celador but she lives to near and my dds her dds good mates

please what does rolf stand for?

If she is spreading rumours about your dc then tell her to fuck off and get the school/ relevant authorities involved.
You are drip feeding info which makes me wonder if this is for real. Also some of your posts are hard to understand.

rolling on the flour laughing

her dds dont go to my dds school so i cant tell the school
she lives so near to me so i need to be a bit carefull

Stealth it's supposed to be ROFL, which is 'roll on floor laughing', but I could only picture a muppet.

Sitting in the staffroom trying not to snort at this thread.
It really has made my morning.

Rolling on the flour laughing would be ROFL.
Not ROLF, like Rolf Harris.

And whilst we are on the subject of stupid text speak, why KK? If you are going to type 2 letters, why not the correct 2 letters?

Thanks for that Saidar - as if this thread were not surreal enough.

Rolfing. Is that similar to Trexing?