tell them off tell them to stoppit

[rosepettel]

womans telling rumers about my dd age 7

aibu

[Onesleeptillwembley]

It's nearly the end of exam season. Puberty hormones and boredom are running high.

[HeySoulSister]

Is Sharon involved in all this??

[SnookyPooky]

Well that's 10 minutes if my life that I will never get back.

[TantrumsAndBalloons]

Can I just say it is actually very inconsiderate of you to start this thread now

Because I am leaving in a minute to take ds2 to school and myself to work and I won't be able to read it again until 9am.

Very wrong. At least wait until 9am please.

Anyway, I missed the hamwidge debacle which was a shame. This one sounds just as good.

Just out of curiousity, how does your 7 year old know what this person is writing on FB?

[pollywollydoodle]

khaosandkalamity are you the kk of whom the op spoke? in fact are ypu rumerwoman ?
fellatio have you got one of those cages to get your pickles out.?

[VinegarDrinker]

Not just a pregnancy thing, I'm a long term vinegar drinker. Basically lived on salt and vinegar for the first trimester though.

Agree salad is just a vehicle for vinegar. Preferably balsamic but I'm not too fussed. We generally have at least 3 types of vinegar in as I'm lucky enough to have found a DH with the same dirty habit.

[Onesleeptillwembley]

Fuck me, I've got it! That Sharon's a bugger!

[TheRealFellatio]

I think rosepettel has two DDs, in the Hamwdidge thread one was 4 and one was 6, so perhaps the 6 yo is now 7?

[VinegarDrinker]

Sorry, btw, OP for derailing your thread not actually that sorry

[TheRealFellatio]

No, no pickle cage for me. I just stuff my hand in there, except with beetroot. I have just put a pickled egg in my mouth whole.

[Sallystyle]

It's a fucking rumour!!!! R-U-M-O-U-R

[Onesleeptillwembley]

The best vehicle for vinegar, believe it or not, is turkey drummers. Dirty but lovely.

[HoneyDragon]

Threads like these are the reason my children are late to school.

Which is good as it provides another mum the opportunity to do a judgypants Aibu about feckless mothers who can't get their dcs to school on time.

It's the Ciiiircle, the Ciiircle of Mumsneeeeet

[VinegarDrinker]

I'm veggie (or vegge according to the OP) but I agree anything with breadcrumbs soaks up the vinegar nicely. It's basically the only excuse for Quorn.

[pollywollydoodle]

am impressed at your egg downing skills...in my local they serve them in little cake cases with chilli sauce on...like a nuclear fairy vake

[Tee2072]

The best vehicle for vinegar is anything!

[VinegarDrinker]

Have we mentioned pickled eggs? I lost tracks. Anyway, food of the fucking gods.

Pickled onions otoh - wrongity wrong wrong.

[VinegarDrinker]

Tracks? Bloody hell it's contagious.

[HintofBream]

shades , in the Hamwidge thread the DD forced to eat it was indeed 4.5, but there was mention of a 6 year old, who could be 7 by now. The other thread was slightly more articulate and comprehensible though.

[pollywollydoodle]

damn...dd is ready and i'm not....latas op /see you later pickle fans

[ShinyBabyOfficialNosePicker]

Pickled eggs - boak
Pickled onions - yum.

There, all solved.

Oh and OP, stop telling your dd things off Facebook. Kk?

[Onesleeptillwembley]

Think you'd be safe with turkey drummers then, vinegar, never found any meat in them yet.

[BabeRuthless]

There's another thread going on about knowing Mumsnetters in RL. This morning I think we can be instantly recognised by the lateness of our children and the fact our phones are glued to our hands while we're laughing and muttering "hamwidge" to ourselves.

[rosepettel]

shade of violet my dd is 7 i have more then 1 dd