tell them off tell them to stoppit

[rosepettel]

womans telling rumers about my dd age 7

aibu

It's nearly the end of exam season. Puberty hormones and boredom are running high.

Is Sharon involved in all this??

Well that's 10 minutes if my life that I will never get back.

Can I just say it is actually very inconsiderate of you to start this thread now

Because I am leaving in a minute to take ds2 to school and myself to work and I won't be able to read it again until 9am.

Very wrong. At least wait until 9am please.

Anyway, I missed the hamwidge debacle which was a shame. This one sounds just as good.

Just out of curiousity, how does your 7 year old know what this person is writing on FB?

khaosandkalamity are you the kk of whom the op spoke? in fact are ypu rumerwoman ?
fellatio have you got one of those cages to get your pickles out.?

Not just a pregnancy thing, I'm a long term vinegar drinker. Basically lived on salt and vinegar for the first trimester though.

Agree salad is just a vehicle for vinegar. Preferably balsamic but I'm not too fussed. We generally have at least 3 types of vinegar in as I'm lucky enough to have found a DH with the same dirty habit.

Fuck me, I've got it! That Sharon's a bugger!

I think rosepettel has two DDs, in the Hamwdidge thread one was 4 and one was 6, so perhaps the 6 yo is now 7?

Sorry, btw, OP for derailing your thread not actually that sorry

No, no pickle cage for me. I just stuff my hand in there, except with beetroot. I have just put a pickled egg in my mouth whole.

It's a fucking rumour!!!! R-U-M-O-U-R

The best vehicle for vinegar, believe it or not, is turkey drummers. Dirty but lovely.

Threads like these are the reason my children are late to school.

Which is good as it provides another mum the opportunity to do a judgypants Aibu about feckless mothers who can't get their dcs to school on time.

It's the Ciiiircle, the Ciiircle of Mumsneeeeet

I'm veggie (or vegge according to the OP) but I agree anything with breadcrumbs soaks up the vinegar nicely. It's basically the only excuse for Quorn.

am impressed at your egg downing skills...in my local they serve them in little cake cases with chilli sauce on...like a nuclear fairy vake

The best vehicle for vinegar is anything!

Have we mentioned pickled eggs? I lost tracks. Anyway, food of the fucking gods.

Pickled onions otoh - wrongity wrong wrong.

Tracks? Bloody hell it's contagious.

shades , in the Hamwidge thread the DD forced to eat it was indeed 4.5, but there was mention of a 6 year old, who could be 7 by now. The other thread was slightly more articulate and comprehensible though.

damn...dd is ready and i'm not....latas op /see you later pickle fans

Pickled eggs - boak
Pickled onions - yum.

There, all solved.

Oh and OP, stop telling your dd things off Facebook. Kk?

Think you'd be safe with turkey drummers then, vinegar, never found any meat in them yet.

There's another thread going on about knowing Mumsnetters in RL. This morning I think we can be instantly recognised by the lateness of our children and the fact our phones are glued to our hands while we're laughing and muttering "hamwidge" to ourselves.

shade of violet my dd is 7 i have more then 1 dd