tell them off tell them to stoppit

[rosepettel]

womans telling rumers about my dd age 7

aibu

I had a neighbour, as in person next door, threaten my DC. I phoned the police, they took her away and gave her a right slapping cautioned her. She was a little more subtle afterwards. It is worth ringing the police, again and again if necessary! Do not continue to be intimidated by this woman.

Agree, Polly. And the OP knows if you take her seriously, then the joke's mostly on you. She's a genius! {grin]

Bwahahahaha!!!!!!!

Just wandered back to the twighlight zone with a specially made eggwidge

Ya know when dd goes to bitch twats house when bitch twat is not there OP? Who IS there?

keep up luissuarez, bitch twats elder dd (aka older bitch twatlet)
hth

You would think that any rumours would actually be coming from bitch twats elder dd in that case.

Seeing as how bitch twat never sees the ops dd and would therefore have no actual clue whether she is spoilt, a brat, has nits etc.
someone must be telling her this stuff?

I feel 'wrong' reading the OP's posts. I just feel jittery.

Please, OP, cut all contact with the horrible woman.

You are a very, very interesting poster.

What? WHAT?

oh my god. I am in tears at this thread. this is why I love mumsnet.

OH is gonna find it a bit strange when he comes home to discover I have been Rolfing all over the living room

Abi, is there flour everywhere? OP, {flowers] for you!

there is.

also the remnants of a hamwidge and some pickled eggs. {grin]

Best bit so far (for me) has to be 'greecey'. Priceless.

I love you Rose.
You are now officially my favourite Mumsnetter, ever.
Please don't change.
I have had a hideous day and you have done the impossible and cheered me up.
Thank you

My head hurts. However, I am sitting in the office fully 16 minutes after I should have gone home because I just had to finish this. And I want a hamwidge.

I was supposed to take the dog out half an hour ago.

Ohhh I see, sorry 'twas the eggwidge wot did it.

Is there anyone else who sees a misspelled thread title and secretly hopes it's rosepettel queen of hamwidges, rolfing & kk (not to be confused with kkk no way)?

Every day, Calamity. Every day.

Oh I am so confuuuused, is this a joke?!

One of the first threads I read on mumsnet was someone saying it's ridiculous to talk about snorting with laughter, choking, spitting out tea etc. She said "nothing is that funny".

Yes. It is.

My OH has just rushed in, worried about me because I am sitting in front of my laptop sobbing. He thought I'd had bad news in an email.

Dd1 told me off for laughing at this thread on 4 seperate occasions today

May I recommend to OP

Leech and Cruickshank
An Aid to English Grammar and Usage

or
Oxford Concise Dictionary

or

Spellcheck.

(bet this gets deleted for breaking talk guidelines re: advertising or something)

Seriously, though, I hope you get this matter sorted out and, if you can, follow some of the good, well-meant advice on this thread.

Yap