tell them off tell them to stoppit

[rosepettel]

womans telling rumers about my dd age 7

aibu

I keep remembering bits of this and Rolfing.

yap. kk

I am getting mesure i am fb friends with Rose RL , so much too too familiar and i kno who is lovely the DD friend because she is lovely though she did have nits on my house not OP's DD to my knowidge.

I have wandered onto this thread by accident. I feel lost.

OMG it's a double act
snort at knowidge ...

I'm guessing that you failed your phonics test last week, eh OP?

Serious age 34 and we are Greece.

Anyone work out what turn the frown meant?!

Turn the frown was in reply to a poster of that nickname

Burnt the cake wind up? I missed that one. Anybody have a link?

Yap. KK. Move to Classics please. If only because I have shown this thread to DH and now there is a big mess as he rolls around in flour.

OP and contributors, I thank you. I had a shit day at work, and this has made it so much better.

I read this in the throes of diverticulitis. My condition has now worsened due to convulsive laughter. I blame Mumsnet. I am suing.

No, the 'burnt the cakes' wind up was by a regular who NC to 'Alfred' . It was inspired and it took several pages before any of us twigged. It was about a DH who ate burnt cakes even tho he knew they were not perfect and were destined for the bin. Doesn't sound good when you say it like that, but, actually, it was superb.

This thread is still going?

KK

Please no!

I am busy today

Really? Good lord! Just popped on to see if any progress had been made, obviously not!
I'm not getting sucked in today, I have many important and grown up RL things to do....

Good luck those of you brave enough to stick it out today!

be back in an hour

Please, please don't let this be deleted before I get chance to read it tonight....

Only got as far as the first page. What's a hamwidge?

Back again, couldn't resist!

You've killed me shemademedoit PLEASE!

Don't you know what a hamwidge is?

Bread
ham
bread

Not to be confused with a cheesewidge or an eggwidge!

Seriously, got to prize myself away and look after the baby. Where is she by the way?.......

Scroll through to my Urban dictionary post shemademedoit

It goes some way to explaining the rather strange language on this thread, but is by no means definitive.

KK?

It's on page 19!

I have just read this thread. I cant tell you wtf its about either.

I always miss nutty threads

kk back i did go thou
yap her dds older age is in her home wen my dds go
go to her home
and this is same woman as the woman that wana give my dd her hamwidge
shes the nits not my dd

Rosepettel, if you are Greek as your friend Spritedaway says, why not try writing in Greek if you find it easier, then we can do Google translate and would understand what you are saying.