tell them off tell them to stoppit

[rosepettel]

womans telling rumers about my dd age 7

aibu

WTF

oh lord I think I've fallen into and alternative mumsnet
Where's The Doctor when you need him?!

Haha soggy eyes. {smile]

Yes but rose, we know all this.

Honestly we know. So what are you going to do?

Just out of curiousity, did the rumours on FB start after the hamwidge catastrophe?

{smile]

'shitty peice of bitch trouble' is my best ever thing.

Seriously considering a namechange to 'shittypeiceofbitchtrouble'!

yap after hamwidge at the birth day

I've just seen this. Why is everyone being so unkind, Ok exploitative of someone who is clearly having trouble with language.

Thats why I was asking if she was suffering from crayon in nose syndrome a la' Homer Simpson ;-)

FUCK-ING HELL [Steps slowly away from screen, hands up, exhaling deeply, shaking head in disbelief]

I've been through every emotion possible reading both this and the (astonishing) hamwidge thread.

OP, you are a comedy genius, whether you know it or not! I am ROLFing myself stupid! I did think that some sort of solution might have been reached but, alas!

Please keep posting, I'll follow you to the end of the earth. Even if your posts do make me feel as if i'm coming down from an acid overdose!

I have been ROLFing all day at work (it's getting tricky to explain all the wheat based products around my desk).

This thread really does have it all!

Oh my, this thread is so funny

since your post TSSDNCOP , I am currently reading back all the OP's posts in Voice Of Mort.

It is keeping me very amused, thank you

Well, you've very nearly killed me.
I've just spent 15 minutes coughing, laughing, choking and crying at my kitchen sink.
Because you made me inhale my cheesewidge.

Agreed, Roooney. I normally love mumsnet, but this thread is horrid. If the OP is real, she clearly has social and communication problems. Even if she's not, then people are still pointing and laughing at the "circus".

Nasty.

yes exactly. How would you all feel if this were your daughter posting? Or is discrimination Ok if it's funny enough?

Ok, so made it up to 8.11am and have had to give up. Apologies to those who posted later.

OP, you say you've always lived in England. Did you go to school? Your writing is very poor. Have you considered taking some classes to improve yourself? If not, then you should seriously consider it. You may find Mumsnet a whole lot more enjoyable if you did.

downtontrout's new urban dictionary
we'll be able to spot the 'netters at school...with all the sweaty ROLFing we'll look like we are auditioning for Thriller Thank you Pettel
perhaps we need a verbal equivalent of the MN scarf
How close to the school do you live?
aw, he's such a Bart...

I have a headache now.

ouryve and *rooneymara" i think this is so tongue in cheek that it is almost a tonguecheek widge. read the hamwidge thread....

I don't think it's mean. If OP were a friend of mine sitting in a room next to me, coming out with what she's saying, I'd still be in stitches.

It's nothing to do with the level of literacy, it's the classic gems such as 'shitty piece of bitch trouble' and
'Bread
Ham
Bread'
from the previous post.

She's just a really, really funny woman.