tell them off tell them to stoppit

[rosepettel]

womans telling rumers about my dd age 7

aibu

no not next door she lives 3 homes away
but she lives very near

rolf you mumnets love hamwidges so much so funny i cant live

What about if we try and give opposite advice? Would that work?

Rose here's what to do:

1. Keep this woman as your FB friend as she's such a great friend, so full of interesting things to post

1. Tell your DD all about the things this lovely FB friend says

1. Never, ever block her.

1. Whatever you do, DO NOT alert the constabulary. They are bad people and will never knowingly sort out a bad situation, especially where an adult isn't bullying a child

1. Wave cheerily at your neighbour several times a day, wave DD off with a jaunty checkered hanky when she goes round. Send a cakewidge (that's cake, cream, cake).

1. Move closer to this woman.

thenx but im not freindly to her
and i live very near to her allready

Rosepettel is playing with us now.

shes not a great freind tssdnscop

She's been playing with us since 6:30 this morning

Go have a tea with her. Make her a NEW BESTY FWEND!

But you are Rose. You are her very best friend. You value her friendship virtually, and physically more than the well-being of your own DD.

Otherwise you'd pull your big girl pants on and sort her the fuck out, wouldn't you?

i dont wana have my tea with her
see what she did but
thenx
{smile]

oh lord I think I've fallen into and alternative mumsnet

Make sure you take her .

Can someone throw OP one of those cake emoticons and she can take that round too.

well im carring a mini rose pettel so im not not going to hit her

i dont wana give her cake i dont like her shes a shitty peice of trouble

Downton

Don't forget "shitty peice of bitch trouble" - even less naice woman

Hahaha! Ahhh Rose, I do hope you tell us who you really are someday!

Perhaps we should stop offering hamwidges to the hirsute scandinavian one?

Innit?

wait tssd no the womans not my freind remember

Cakewidge has just done for me

@ Rosepettel

Did you get a crayon stuck up your nose as a child?

me ?

I want a cakewidge.

I really do.

Rose, we know. We know she is not your "freind" we know she lives 3 doors away, we know she is trouble and a bitch twat or whatever, we know.

We also know you have no desire to preview your posts, leaving us to try and decpipher the random words in there.

We know your dd is a vege and the woman made her eat ham. KK.
Is there anything ELSE we need to know or is that it?

In my head this is what OP looks like

she didnt eat it but the woman was trying to make her
dds eyes were soggy wen she came out her home
thats back ground info of the woman