tell them off tell them to stoppit

[rosepettel]

womans telling rumers about my dd age 7

aibu

Ok 2 things.

No 1: Take it to jezza, I

I think we have ascertained that the bitch twat lives very, very near to your home thou. Rosepettel.

I don't think it's necessary to add that bit again.

Also as an aside, wtf are you even posting on here for, if someone is upsetting your child, you fucking deal with it head on and sort it out!

Are you that immature that you would rather piss and moan on here than protect your child?

Write this down and stick it to your fridge "My Child is a gift, if anyone messes with them, I am fully allowed to unleash the wrath of god on them". Simples.

anagram ...nearly

yap she lives 3 homes away it very near

You could always hit her with the MN classic

well woof to you lady

or was that you too?
Chaos...?

Ah, I was wondering how far away the woman lived.

Should have mentioned it sooner OP.

vinegardrinker i've got you a gherkin

Did we ever find out what a bart was?

it's a yellow,smelly brat

You need mediation ...try www.ITV.com/jeremykyle

Aaaah thanks polly

I even saw fellatio put it in italics but still didn't realise!!

? bart

I have no idea what is going on, yet I'm strangely transfixed.

Does she live 3 homes away? That's very near.

This is the new MN urban dictionary

Back ground info- no information whatsoever

Bitch twat- used to describe a not very naice woman

Hamwidge- *see Widge, bread - ham- bread

KK- ok, double affirmative of

Mabey- perhaps

ROLF- rolling in the flour laughing, not to be confused with ROFL, which is so much less fun

Rosepettel- a flower by any other name or spelling

Sweat- sweet, as in, you are very sweet

Thenx- thank you muchly

Vege- vegetarian, no hamwidges allowed, even when forced

Wana- I would like to

Widge- preceded by ham, jam or cheese, meaning a sandwich

Yap- yes, but better

YY- yes, doubly so

Anymore for anymore?

Innit thou, Wilson?

Damn!

Bart- brat, not to be confused with the yellow one

You could always hit her with the MN classic

well woof to you lady

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

'Yap = yes, but better'

I have been rolling in flour all fucking morning thanks to this thread. A whole new world of vocabulary has opened up to me.

Downton you slay me!

Does she live next door rosepettel ?

Sorry, OP, where does she live please?

Oops, NingNangNong, cross-posted. (I was rolling in the flour too much to type quickly.)