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How often do you change your pants?

475 replies

Salmotrutta · 31/03/2013 20:41

By popular request.

I have a clipboard.

And a pencil.

Every day here.

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KatieScarlett2833 · 31/03/2013 22:59

I am a pillar of the community Pacific.
I love these threads. Grin

Salmotrutta · 31/03/2013 22:59

Pacific - I am beyond middle age.

I admit to hollibobs madness.

Oh yeah.

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CheckpointCharlie · 31/03/2013 22:59

[bugrin] pacific nighty night!

Love eggs are shit.

Sparklingbrook · 31/03/2013 23:00

I love trying new cleaning products Feeling. But on hard surfaces generally. Grin

The last time I went for a bra fitting the lady asked if I wanted 'support' or 'cleavage'. Sad

Feelingood · 31/03/2013 23:00

You started old salmon knickers! But thanks I'll give debs a try. I have upper love handle boobs, I have to shift them separately when I turn over in bed.

Salmotrutta · 31/03/2013 23:00

Oh, and I'm all professional-like and whatnot in RL too.

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CheckpointCharlie · 31/03/2013 23:00

Shit, must go to bed. Am over sharing massively. [bugrin]

foxache · 31/03/2013 23:01

This has been liberating, I have learned a lot, not all of it I wanted to know. Pacific, thank you for the crust Grin

Feelingood · 31/03/2013 23:01

Get this everyone, sparks has a hard foof!

Jeez do t mess with sparks.

KatieScarlett2833 · 31/03/2013 23:02

You would need GPS and a microscope to locate my baps.
God did not answer that particular prayer Hmm

Salmotrutta · 31/03/2013 23:02

Salmon?

Salmon??

I think you'll find it's Salmo as in Trout.

Brown trout.

You caaaaah.

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Sparklingbrook · 31/03/2013 23:03

What a reputation to have Feeling. 'She of the hard foof'. Grin

littlemissbunny · 31/03/2013 23:03

Salmo don't you mean

did you mean to be so rude

NorksAreMessy · 31/03/2013 23:04

Is the fishy nickname a HINT as to your under cracker hygiene salmo?

Mmmmmmm, trouuuuuuuuty :)

Feelingood · 31/03/2013 23:04

No you just missing the m love

foxache · 31/03/2013 23:04

Admittedly I typed salmon earlier, but then erased the whole thing.

KatieScarlett2833 · 31/03/2013 23:06

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase " Trout Pout"

Feelingood · 31/03/2013 23:07

I dot rad the punch olive magazine so I don't know that trout can be spelt salmo.

DevonCiderPunk · 31/03/2013 23:07

This has made me laugh a lot. Thank you folks.

Feelingood · 31/03/2013 23:07

LOL katie, you would have to be a red snapper fish the. Katiescarlet !

Tee hee.

DevonCiderPunk · 31/03/2013 23:08

Feelinggood please have a pint of water before bed...

Feelingood · 31/03/2013 23:09

Well c on with a nickname like foxache I'm not surprised......your thread name has to be fooache

Coffeenowplease · 31/03/2013 23:09

I once went on a 2 week holiday with a guy that brought with him...4 pairs of pants. 4. For 2 weeks.

Vom.

Feelingood · 31/03/2013 23:09

Please don't put an s in your name devon

DevonCiderPunk · 31/03/2013 23:12

Hee hee! You have passed the sight test. Make it half a pint of water Grin