How often do you change your pants?

[Salmotrutta]

By popular request.

I have a clipboard.

And a pencil.

Every day here.

Well pacofic you could get that done with the bum hole bleaching save on time, one stop shop - goodness gracious the personal grooming goes on and on.

I've just about got to grip with root touch ups.

Now....Stained knickers get chucked in the bin, but someone said on tv you shouldn't cos folk need em abroad who havnt got an m n s

Right I have the Shake and Vac and the Vax. I am guessing I need the 'crevice tool' attachment?

pacific I double dare you to mention sootikins in conversation.

Having recently seen DMiL's undergarments (I shall henceforth not use any other term), I can see the glamourpussness of Sloggis, I tellya !

Yes, she was very relieved when MN explained she didn't have the galloping foof rot

I'm NOT sending my stained pants abroad to some unsuspecting innocent person.

Bet you have a nasal trimmer as well that you strap on to crevice tool

Harpic is like 2 in 1 shampoo then, yes??
Gusset and bum bleaching in one easy step.

Genius!!

I have never seen a galloping food, maybe a gaping one.

foof

I could send my sexi time pants. It would be nice for them to get an outing

Please keep the Harpic away from delicate areas.

Desscaler versio too, use hair rinser attachment for an enenema

"Oh, I have terrible trouble with our fireplace, the sootinkins is just getting too much, must get it swept"

"We have a new bunny rabbit. His name is Sootikins"

"Oh, her. She's a right sootikins caaaaaw."

Maybe get some Cillit Bang? BANG and the fanny dandruff is gone!

Well Katie's according to your earlier post you gets the, out every night between 7 and 11. Not that I was jealousy no not me. Or was you lying .

Back off Amy lurking grammar police .

Lol sparks

You know you can get excema down there

Limescale free foof Feeling.

That wasn't me feeling
The only thing I get out between 7 and 11 are posts on here.

Cilit BANG!!

Hmm, wouldn't recommend in soft water areas though, could dry and shrivel up completely! Then where would the knickers be.

"I'm Barry Scott"

Oh Katie's is a nun then, we someone else said this earlier bare faced cheek!

Band and the dirt is gone ~ not from your knickers love