to be angry with my neighbour about a spoon?

[Hullygully]

It may sound petty, but two months ago my neighbour had a coffee morning (I wasn't invited, fine, we aren't best buds or anything), and she asked me if she could borrow some teaspoons. I lent her four, and she gave three back a few days later. They were wrapped up inside a napkin so I didn't notice until she'd gone that one was missing. Time just went by without seeing each other so there wasn't a casual opportunity to mention it.

I know it's only a teaspoon, but I feel really angry that she has basically stolen it. I don't feel I can mention it now because it's been too long and it is only a spoon, but I feel angry everytime I make a cup of tea and am reminded. I can't help thinking she must know. They are quite distinctive sppons, she must know when she sees it that it isn't hers.

I once had to lend a neighbour a knife as his toddler had managed to lock herself in the kitchen of all places. He never returned the knife either. Are we turning into a nation of cutlery thieves?

That is FAB Po. You should do it.

Do I come out of it IN THE RIGHT?

no then

hmmmmm

Do you have nothing better to do Hully?

Don't you have dinner to prep or children to look after?

No, why do you care, Meh? How strange. But thanks for your concern! I see youdon't have owt to do either.

That sounds a good song. Does the llama play the spoons?

Judging by the daft threads you have started this afternoon I really suggest a hobby.

Oh I see, MN is your hobby.

You have cut me to the quick now, meh.

I'm not sure I'll manage to go on.

You could always toddle off to other more worthy threads of course.

My llama can. He doesn't want to be in your film though, unless he can bring his personal hairdresser.

Nah, I'll just stick with yours. Love watching nobbers at their best

My llama is now dreaming of a hoof print in Hollywood.

Po, you could nick the song from Mary Poppins about a spoon. Change a couple of words, muck about with a few notes and claim it as original.
Will the film involve any other cutlery items? I am thinking mainly in musical terms.
(Ponders suitability of Mac the knife)

Try asking Father Christmas for a spoon. With any luck he will oblige and tell you where to stick it.

If I recall correctly Hully didn't you start this thread as a bit of a wind up to see who would be daft enough bother to respond to the theft of a boring old spoon.

Or am I dreaming this?

Are you a man Hullygully