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To want to do dirty things with Mr Bloom?

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SamuelWestsMistress · 19/02/2013 14:09

Also, I'm sure I saw Little Cook on something DS1 was watching the other day and felt he's not bad these days either.

OP posts:
VitoCorleone · 19/02/2013 14:10

YABU - shudda gone to specsavers

SPsFanjoTheBigStickyHaribo · 19/02/2013 14:10

What vito said

KatoPotato · 19/02/2013 14:11

Oh no, he looks like a smackhead!

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SamuelWestsMistress · 19/02/2013 14:13

Oh good lord!

www.spotlight.com/photo/~540x540/ffffff/loose/M00076719-0104.jpg

Fooooof!

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SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 19/02/2013 14:15

You can do the durty things with them as long as you report back here, with all the details - OK? Grin

SPsFanjoTheBigStickyHaribo · 19/02/2013 14:15

He looks like he smells

Fakebook · 19/02/2013 14:15

Yes he looks so sexy in that white bee repelling outfit.

PrincessRagnhild · 19/02/2013 14:15

If you mean Orlando Bloom, then no Grin

DialsMavis · 19/02/2013 14:18

Back off.... Grin

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SamuelWestsMistress · 19/02/2013 14:18

I want to have filthy monkey sex with him. He's the most cocktastic bit of totty on cbeebies since Andy.

I are in love!

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DinglebertWangledack · 19/02/2013 14:21

andi peters????

DialsMavis · 19/02/2013 14:22

He is mine.... Although apparently my other real DP looks quite a lot like him Smile

KellyElly · 19/02/2013 14:36

Andi Peters

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SamuelWestsMistress · 19/02/2013 16:00

Andy Crane!

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DinglebertWangledack · 19/02/2013 16:14

Who? :o

Can you tell I'm 23 arf

Twattergy · 19/02/2013 16:16

No but make sure none of the vegetables are looking...

PeppermintPasty · 19/02/2013 16:16

Mr Bloom and Andy Crane ??????

OP you are a loon.

Scootee · 19/02/2013 16:17
Shock
KittyLane1 · 19/02/2013 17:41

Mr Bloom Wink my DD age 2.8 fancies the blonde man in iconicals, she ran through to the kitchen and shouted mum, look at this handsome man!

marjproops · 19/02/2013 19:12

Op I saw little cook (check spelling there!) on 'Fit' on cbbc and he was on the wright stuff this morn...I was thinking same, hes improving with age.

he was a right twat on BCLC but, well.....as for mr bloom...ewe ew ew!!!

DC quite likes mr maker...dont see it myself.

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SamuelWestsMistress · 19/02/2013 19:43

Andy Crane was a joke!!!! I mean hot Cbeebies Andy with the massive balls (I remember those silver trousers!)

KittyLane1 your DD has chosen well, that one is rather pretty too.

Marjproops Fit, that was the thing! Had no idea he was on The Wright Stuff. I missed out there, how bloody annoying.

I think it's springtime. I'm like a Badger on heat.

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minouminou · 19/02/2013 19:44

Make sure none of the veg are looking....or involved.....

13Iggis · 19/02/2013 19:50

Oh absolutely. Makes me come over all Lady Chatterley.
Send the kids away, throw something over the veggies, and he'd be a good 'un.

marjproops · 19/02/2013 19:50

samuelwest he was on yesterday as well...not that i watch that prog normally. he might be on tomorrow again.

hes got wierdly white teeth!

EW. cbeebies Andy..he looks like fatima whitbread, by sheer coincidence she was on the wright stuff too!

ChairmanWow · 19/02/2013 19:54

Yuck, no. I hate the way he starts each programme with that chirpy "'Ellooo!'". I have a gardener friend who says he's full of shit as well, so ner.

I do have a bit of a thing for Alex though, with his slightly wonky rubber face. Reckon he's got a good bod, schlurp. Blush

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