To want to do dirty things with Mr Bloom?

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Also, I'm sure I saw Little Cook on something DS1 was watching the other day and felt he's not bad these days either.

I read part of this thread yesterday and got to the OP's comment about Andy's big balls.

Thanks a lot OP.

Now watching cbeebies and that's all I'm looking for. Big balls.

And he's mentioned about juggling some balls a few minutes ago.

But what about mr tumbles spotty bag?? Makes me smile, dirty mind.

Blatantly a three way dildo and some bondage equipment.

The unseen episode is "Let's look for some sexy undies. Where's the sex shop? When you see it, wave or cheer!".

Im glad im not the only one who secretly turns kids TV into something sexual, its the only way i can put up with it.

There must be something in my morning coffee cause Dr. Ranj would get it from me

Rainbow used to take it to far though...

www.craveonline.com/tv/videos/video/26157-rainbow-twangers-and-balls

My mum wants to.. Which makes me cringe! Yuk! He's not hot

Theres a guy on Horrible Histories that i do some very Mr Grey things too.

I've met Mr Bloom. We have a mutual friend

I can confirm he does not smell. But he is shorter than you might expect, quite skinny and his handshake is limp.

I can confirm he does not smell. But he is shorter than you might expect, quite skinny and his handshake is limp.

Doesnt do it for me then..

I would let him plough my furrow.

Greg My dh was certainly not threatened :)

That photo linked above makes me want to do dirty things with him. Not in his Mr Bloom get up though!

Give me a tall man that looks like he could thrash you about the bedroom during rampant sex anyday.

and Dr Ranj' eyebrows scare me...

Now I've realised we're talking Andy of Wild Adventures, not Crane or Peters (or creepy Alex, who I initially thought you meant), I'm DEFINATELY with you there. I'd ruin him.

Dh hates Andy's Wild Adventures (wonder why... Hmm)

Aaaach well, just because he's small and skinny doesn't mean he wouldn't be able to pound me until my eyes burst! I'd expect him to keep his wellies on too. God I love a man who looks good in a pair of wellies

Theres something strangely attractive about Andy Day, even though hes far too cheery for me. But he'd get it, and it would hurt.

Hahahahahahaha! He'd be hung like a line of Nina's Neurons.

ive just watched cbeebies bedtime thing with DC and a guy called Tom Ward was reading story...who's he? never seen him before....not bad....might tune in tomorrow....hmmmm...anyone ?

erm...and is it just me that loves those 2 pirates on (sorry leaving cbeebies for the mo) jake and the neverland pirates????

My friend's DS was actually treated by Dr Ranj - I didn't know he was actually a real doctor! Apparently he was lovely. Mr Bloom? Justin?! No No No, just wrong. It would be funny if any of them made it big as serious actors - if big cool ever got a part in a serious drama, they'd be constantly tormenting him by playing that stupid dance he does with his tea towel.

carpetbagger he does indeed surf & has a very hot body although he is too short for me like I'd have a chance...would I? He is a bit of a lady's man.

Op, YANBU, Mr Bloom and the cute guy from the Rhyme Rocket do it for me. Now I know Mr Bloom is a surfer with a hot bod, I'm even happier
Marj, thanks for mentioning Fatima Whitbread, I always wondered who Andy reminded me of, now I know, and I can't understand how people fancy him, eww!

Could you imagine your poor children of they read this thread in 10+years time. Scarred for life

Best.thread.EVER!

Don't fancy Mr Bloom in the slightest, although I love the programme and think he's very infectious. Just love how this thread has made me continually giggle over the past few days and even led to the discovery that my own sister fancies Mr Bloom! Who knew?

Keep making me :) please!