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Original poster

To want to do dirty things with Mr Bloom?

81 replies

SamuelWestsMistress · 19/02/2013 14:09

Also, I'm sure I saw Little Cook on something DS1 was watching the other day and felt he's not bad these days either.

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MalkieFraser · 19/02/2013 19:59

I want Mr Bloom to show me what he's got.

MyChemicalMummy · 19/02/2013 20:08

Mr Bloom is well fit. I also would love to do dirty things with Officer Ditty from Rhyme Rocket.

minouminou · 19/02/2013 20:31

Mr Bloom reminds me of K*t from K*t and the Gang.
As lovely as I'm sure both gentlemen are, they're not doing it for me in that sort of way.

babiesinslingsgetcoveredinfood · 19/02/2013 20:38

Yanbu

My friend went to school with him. In RL he is Cornish, not northern & very cool... Swoon.

TalcAndTurnips · 19/02/2013 20:45

Good Lord Shock

This is the second thread I've read and contributed to today on the theme of Mr Bloom, the contents of his gardening trews and what he may attempt to do with said contents.

I am shocked and appalled, I tell thee.

minouminou · 19/02/2013 20:52

Spring must be on the way.....

twitchycurtains · 19/02/2013 21:24

YABVVU op, however I am grateful its only Mr Bloom and not some real horror like Dr Raj. Btw I think Andy who looks like Fatoma Whitbread (kinda) is v fit.

Cantbelieveitsnotbutter · 19/02/2013 21:32

Mr bloom moonlights as Katie's physio in emmerdale

babiesinslingsgetcoveredinfood · 19/02/2013 21:38

Another Andy vote, especially when he does the number rap Grin

13Iggis · 19/02/2013 22:15

Little cook bloke was a bit of an arse on TWS today though - daft stuff about women over 40 shouldn't be encouraged to have babies (it was about ivf, but he drew some strange conclusions iirc).

JennyPiccolo · 19/02/2013 22:34

Dr raj is handsome, mr bloom looks well dirty though.

CarpetBagger · 19/02/2013 22:39

"My friend went to school with him. In RL he is Cornish, not northern & very cool... Swoon."

Really, ^ does he surf too I wonder?

Bonemachine · 19/02/2013 23:04

Mr Bloom looks like he'd shag the shit out of you. Humana Humana.

I agree that the Lets Cook woman despises children. I'm waiting for her to crack and drive Horace at them.

SirBoobAlot · 19/02/2013 23:14

Mr Bloom is lush. Dr Ranj can check me out any day. I'm not following him on twitter, oh no...

Has anyone else seen this blog post? Hilarious.

JollyRedGiant · 19/02/2013 23:20

I like Dr Ranj a lot more than I like Mr Bloom. None of the cbeebies men are really muscular enough for me though. They're all a bit scrawny.

midastouch · 19/02/2013 23:23

Im still laughing out loud at the title of this post, i dont see it but each to there own

Flisspaps · 19/02/2013 23:27

Chemical I'm gutted that Rhyme Rocket isn't on now, I keep asking DD if she wants to watch any of the episodes we've got recorded Grin

Dr Ranj replied to one of my tweets last week Smile

Longdistance · 20/02/2013 00:17

Mr Bloom looks like someone who has lost his way to an Oasis concert in 1994!

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SamuelWestsMistress · 20/02/2013 07:39

Aaah Longdistance, now that be a look I did go for once upon a time!

Bonemachine, that description is correct. He has that look of he'd just take you anywhere and it would be hard and pleasurable.

Meh. I want a gardener now!

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MerryCouthyMows · 20/02/2013 08:10

YABU.

You would seriously do the dirty with a man who claims to have talking vegetables?!

And on a more serious note - eeeeeeew, gross! He looks like he hasn't had a wash in weeks, dirt under his fingernails, and I don't think he knows what a comb is...

MerryCouthyMows · 20/02/2013 08:13

The ONLY person on Cbeebies worth lusting after is Sid. I have met him after my DS2 did a concert at the Royal Albert Hall that he was hosting, and he's even fitter in RL. I had to struggle to control my urge to lick his chest! Blush

And have you SEEN the 'filler' of him at the swimming pool in his Speedos?!

pigletmania · 20/02/2013 08:19

What with all his vegetables in his veggie patch Grin

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SamuelWestsMistress · 20/02/2013 10:06

Ooh watching the Wright Stuff now, and little cook is indeed on it. The teeth are very white though. I'm not keen on men with sparkly falsely white teeth.

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gillian88 · 20/02/2013 10:18

Oh no not dr. Ranj!! Mr bloom is bad enough- he looks in need of a good bath! But dr Ranj looks like he has one giant eyebrow! Looks like a big furry snake!

Dylanlovesbaez · 20/02/2013 10:19

I think he's lovely.