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To absolutely hate my DP...

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MrsLouisTheroux · 15/02/2013 20:29

for at least one week every month?
Ok, I suppose I know IAVU but I can't stand him.
The way he talks, what he says, his mannerisms.
Everything gets on my nerves.
Am I on my own? probably :(
Rant over.

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mrsjay · 15/02/2013 20:57

oh gawd ((huggs)) mrs louis you poor love

MrsLouisTheroux · 15/02/2013 20:58

Mike Grin
Punka I hate you too now for not keeping him.

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CuriousMama · 15/02/2013 20:58

Sorry but this has made me Grin

I just go round muttering 'it's that time you know' so they're forewarned. House full of men, even the dog's male. Poor things Wink

mrsjay · 15/02/2013 20:58

wish mine would go for curry I am pmty and could eat a horse

MrsLouisTheroux · 15/02/2013 20:58

mrsjay I actually feel like crying.

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mrsjay · 15/02/2013 20:59

or maybe i should have a burger Grin

( i will ge t my coat )

Hassled · 15/02/2013 20:59

I have this. Bastard DH is so bastardly sympathetic and tolerant some weeks it makes me want to punch him. He can piss right off with his niceness and understanding.

mrsjay · 15/02/2013 20:59

have you not got headphones to put on to drown out the crunching or go to bed even

MrsLouisTheroux · 15/02/2013 21:00

ledkr; I get this too. Just coming out of this months hatred and love him again now. It's awful isn't it? I can barely look at him.
Feeling happy (despite dreadful DP) that I am not alone!

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WhereMyMilk · 15/02/2013 21:02

Have eaten curry already, now on kids Haribos :o

If he clears his throat one more time...

Also he keeps moving on the sofa, making noise so can't hear the Good Wife.

MogwaiTheGremlin · 15/02/2013 21:02

I hate mine for a day a week so i think you're doing well OP. Dh still hasn't learnt to read my mind therefore he often fails to do whatever task I have assigned him in my head. Last night it was 'fetch fish and chips because I haven't bothered to cook supper'. But alas I went to bed hungry (and cross).

WhereMyMilk · 15/02/2013 21:03

Aargh. Sit fucking still...

CuriousMama · 15/02/2013 21:03

Eat crisps too.

I've had 3 bags today, but am hungover. So they're medicinal. One of those was in a crisp sarnie. Mmmmmmm.

I may have to have some hula hoops before bed? They don't have many cals what with the holes 'n all.

mrsjay · 15/02/2013 21:03

mine has put on the xbox he can't find a film now its all Humphing and swearing at a stupid game the man is nearly 42 fgs

MrsLouisTheroux · 15/02/2013 21:03

mrsjay I have headphones on, listening to music. I can just sense the crunching. He's just asked why I am pulling a face.
Hassled MY DP gets uppity. He hasn't a clue how annoying he is today.

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Schooldidi · 15/02/2013 21:05

I'm feeling the same.

And he hates me back today, we're really happy in our household tonight.

To be fair to us both we went to a funeral today (his uncle so that explains his bad mood) and I'm suffering badly with a terrible awful disease that's the worst a person could possibly feel a horrible cold as well as PMT. So I'm snuffling and coughing which is annoying him and he's eating soup making the most awful slurping noises which are annoying me.

MrsLouisTheroux · 15/02/2013 21:06

Mogwai; Dh still hasn't learnt to read my mind therefore he often fails to do whatever task I have assigned him in my head.

I know. What is wrong with them???

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StuntGirl · 15/02/2013 21:06

Aw mrs! Your unreasonableness is making me giggle though. Your poor guy!

MrsLouisTheroux · 15/02/2013 21:07

School Oh, you have it rough :( What a horrible day :(

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MrsLouisTheroux · 15/02/2013 21:08

stunt What? Have you read this thread? He is awful I tell you.
ME unreasonable? YOU'RE unreasonable.

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chandellina · 15/02/2013 21:09

I am regularly filled with rage, and I'm not sure it's limited to one week. But deep breath, there's nothing lovelier than two people choosing to live together and make a family and accept each other, disgusting bodily functions and all. Right?

mrsjay · 15/02/2013 21:09

thats a really horrible day no wonder your both feeling bad funerals are so draining my aunties funeral was last week I was so grumpy and on edge,

FeistyLass · 15/02/2013 21:09

MrsLouisTheroux - you can't hate your dp Shock . He's Louise Theroux!
On the other hand if he were a mere mortal man like my dp, I could completely understand. Mine was trying to tickle me out of grumpiness earlier - wtf - has he no sense of self-preservation?! Now, he's gone to the cinema which is probably safer all round.

FloatyFlo · 15/02/2013 21:10

I dont need to be on to hate mine. Its like having two children. He eats way too much haribo and is having an affair with FIFA.

FeistyLass · 15/02/2013 21:10

oops! Louis not Louise [can't spell when hormonal smiley]

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