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Original poster

To absolutely hate my DP...

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MrsLouisTheroux · 15/02/2013 20:29

for at least one week every month?
Ok, I suppose I know IAVU but I can't stand him.
The way he talks, what he says, his mannerisms.
Everything gets on my nerves.
Am I on my own? probably :(
Rant over.

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MrsLouisTheroux · 15/02/2013 21:11

chand Stop being nice. Wink

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FloatyFlo · 15/02/2013 21:13

Slurp chomp squish...ergh! If he dont stop chewing so loudly im gonna choke him on a cola bottle in a minute Angry

StuntGirl · 15/02/2013 21:13

I was reading this out to my partner in a fit of hysterics because I know exactly what all you ladies mean and he stared at me blankly and said "We can't fucking win can we" Grin

slambang · 15/02/2013 21:13

Mine's got bloody manflu ffs. It is just so fucking irritating. He half closes his eyes and groans if I ask him how he's feeling'. Alright, I know you're feeling ill dh, there's no need to stagger along holding the edge of the table like you've been shot. Just get the bloody lemsip. God.

And breathe...

Last time he had a cold I had much more sympathy.

Schooldidi · 15/02/2013 21:13

It has been an awful day. I didn't even know the man really, but it's still been a really hard day.

I'm going to bed with a Lemsip and a book soon I think, hopefully I'll be asleep before he comes up.

I did offer sex earlier but apparently the snotty, snivelling mess that I am currently is not sexy. That didn't help my mood.

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MrsLouisTheroux · 15/02/2013 21:14

Feisty Sadly, Louis isn't sitting opposite me. If he was, I wouldn't be on MN, I would be sitting on his lap.

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FloatyFlo · 15/02/2013 21:14

Slurp chomp squish...ergh! If he dont stop chewing so loudly im gonna choke him on a cola bottle in a minute Angry

mrsjay · 15/02/2013 21:14

holding the edge of the table like you've been shot. Just get the bloody lemsip. God

That made me laugh Grin

twentythirteen · 15/02/2013 21:15

I've just re-hung the washing because oh was being very inefficient about it. He just quietly walked away. Let the madness commence...

MogwaiTheGremlin · 15/02/2013 21:15

Feisty - your dp is brilliant!
Mine brought me a bloody hot chocolate as a peace offering. What am I, 5 years old? And it sat there staring at me whilst I willed myself not to drink it. Obviously I gave in. but I hid the cup so at least he won't know I drank it.

Schooldidi · 15/02/2013 21:16

I do that too twenty. Dp has learnt not to bother (I make him cook instead)

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MrsLouisTheroux · 15/02/2013 21:16

slam If DP had flipping MFlu I'd be beside myself. You poor thing.

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MrsLouisTheroux · 15/02/2013 21:19

slam; there's no need to stagger along holding the edge of the table like you've been shot. I've just laughed out loud at this. DP asked what I was laughing at. Jeez.

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FeistyLass · 15/02/2013 21:23

Mogwai, I'm guessing you think my dp is brilliant because he left the house (and NOT because of the tickling!). At the time I thought it was a smart move, now I'm wishing he'd taken ds with him.

(although ds just asked me to explain envious to him as he'd spotted the smileys at the bottom of the page. I said it's what I would feel if he had chocolate and I didn't. He said 'but mum I'd share it with you'. Bless Smile )

pinkbear82 · 15/02/2013 21:26

Glad I'm not the only one that could happily lock the front door and leave the key in so DP can't get back in tonight!
24 weeks pregnant and feeling rather insecure and yes, I'll admit stupidly teary and hormonal, have a heart to heart with DP about worrying over money and us not having any, I'm currently off sick and he's just lost his job- only for his 'best mate' turn up and they go off to the pub.... But I'm not to worry 'everything will be fine' just him saying that makes me want to slap him! Confused BLOODY MEN

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MrsLouisTheroux · 15/02/2013 21:26

Feisty :)

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mrsjay · 15/02/2013 21:26

I laughed out loud too he said whats funny started to explain but 1 eye was on his soldier in his game I actually could sneak off to bed but i wait on dd coming in from work on a friday so she can tell me her 'awful customer' stories , some are hilarious

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MrsLouisTheroux · 15/02/2013 21:28

pink you have good reason to be annoyed :( :(

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MrsLouisTheroux · 15/02/2013 21:30

mrsjay His soldier game? Grin ?! Poor you! Grin

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pinkbear82 · 15/02/2013 21:31

We all do! Just helps venting!!

SweetSeraphim · 15/02/2013 21:31

They're just cunts really, aren't they Grin

mrsjay · 15/02/2013 21:31

its some sort of war game I really really dont get the attraction tbh

pinkbear82 · 15/02/2013 21:32

Lol Sweet - yup!

chickensarmpit · 15/02/2013 21:32

Every Saturday my dp wakes me up gently, with his pants around his ankles and his anus inches away from my face. Then he trumps. This is every Saturday without fail. I hate it! I've punched him in the arse, screamed at the top of my lungs. I even told his mum and yet he still does it. I hate him for that and the massive skid mark he leaves in the toilet 3 times a day.

Flojobunny · 15/02/2013 21:33

Be thankyou you have a DH to hate. I'm a single parent and unfortunately I hate my DCs for that week Sad it upsets me so much that I am currently awaiting a referral for a hysterectomy as nothing else seems to help.