Bunfight

[HagofBeare]

This is a slightly goady post on an emotive topic.

This is the post in which the OP performatively flounces, realising she is late for work the bunfight has taken on a life of its own and nobody is paying any attention to her.

Ducks have corkscrew willies, did you know that?

It's true, Google it.

I'm now going to take a completely unreasonable view of the OP's situation and make her in to some kind of super villain, purely because I have full on PMT rage and no unicorns to punch.

I shall have a look when i next see a duck, if it is not flying of course as the corkscrew willy could harm me.

you're all a bunch of idiotic cunts but I can say that because I have done the following lol

Xxx

I think you are all being very judgemental. Why is it any of your business?

Ducks are also gang rapists.

I agree with Bran.

This is a snidey post about MN royalty.

Actually yabbadabba Deb is just a made up name. And I'm not from Yorkshire. Actually it isn't but I'd rather lie than admit I have the least interesting mn name on here. X

This is it. Once sang by Dannii Minogue.

I wonder if female ducks have a corkscrew shape minge?

Oh and male foxes get their willies stuck in the females for hours at a time which is apparently very painful and which is why they make that horrible wailing sound (the male foxes that is, the vixen's couldn't give a shit).

A certain type of toad which lives in graveyards I think, had to glue itself onto the female because it's so fat it would just keep sliding off her if it didn't.

And elephant's willies are fucking enormous.

Oh yeah, I forgot about ducks being gang rapists. They so are. David Attenborough knows. Ask him.

I'm just off to start a completely different post about the fact that someone in this post has spelt "definite" as "definate" and it really pisses me off.

You should have named yourself Yorkshirepud.

TheRhubarb - female ducks DO have a corkscrew shaped minge, yes!

OP, YABVU to have started this thread because I need to go to bed and you're keeping me up

That is genius yabbadabba. Now I just need to figure out how to name change. X

This had better not be a reverse AIBU - I hate them.

AWESOME!

So the drake really does pop his cork then! Whopper!

I haven't read all the thread but I think YABU and should leave the bastard.

duck sex info

(derails thread)

Where has the OP gone?????

Oh and now I can REALLY agree with Bran!

If I were you I'd be careful about discussing the private lives of ducks and throwing accusations of gang rape around on a public forum. You will seriously prejudice the case when it comes to Court.

I have reported this thread for the sake of duck justice.