To of been offended

[IShallCallYouSquishy]

So in Boots earlier with my DD in her pram. At the till and the lady while scanning my good was peering at my pram.
She smiles and starts saying "oh what a beautiful..."
My chest starts to puff up, little smile on my face...
She finishes "colour pram"

PRAM? Colour fucking pram?? What about my PFB in the pram? Hey? HEY??

(Lighthearted incase anyone starts a PFB rant and I walked away giggling to myself)

That made me smile so much.

Can I ask what colour the pram is?

Some people have odd priorities!

What colour pram is it?

YANBU..what did you say?!

Have you got a pic of the gorgeous pram on your profile?

Yes what pram is it?

Can we see said beautiful pram?

How old is your pram?

They probably spends all day thinking up great ways to build up and knock down the customers without actually being offensive - she probably got a lot of points for that one!

to have been offended

We have to see a photo of the pram before we can judge whether or not she was right.

I bet people say to you all the time how beautiful your pram is

Yay, grammar police have arrive, let's all bow down to their superior knowledge and high self-esteem, woop woop.

Do you only have the one pram?

I always think just having the one makes them lonely.

No one has ever told me I have a nice pram

Sorry

weevils, don't worry about it. The irony of a poster berating another for pointing out a specific thing is not lost on me. At least you weren't rude and sarcastic about it.

It's a bright yellow bugaboo bee. Nothing special but you definitely can't miss it.

No pic as that's far too technical for me I'm afraid

Apologies weevils. I've always been useless with of/have

Is your pram Samantha Beuck? Post a photo so we can judge its beauty.

Quite clearly Brick, not Beuck.

Stealth boast.

Haha thank you for giving me a laugh!

Ah, poor your, OP. Bet your pram and PFB are lovely

(and poor weevils, too.)

And the irony of Rindercella then berating me is not lost on me either.

What an endless cycle it is.