To of been offended

[IShallCallYouSquishy]

So in Boots earlier with my DD in her pram. At the till and the lady while scanning my good was peering at my pram.
She smiles and starts saying "oh what a beautiful..."
My chest starts to puff up, little smile on my face...
She finishes "colour pram"

PRAM? Colour fucking pram?? What about my PFB in the pram? Hey? HEY??

(Lighthearted incase anyone starts a PFB rant and I walked away giggling to myself)

I got a bee too it's red. I never got a compliment though!

Yours is probably cleaner than mine!

I'm going to buy some fairy lights and go faster stripes now I is totally jealous.

What is wrong with pointing out to someone they have used the wrong word?

Surely you are doing a nice thing so they don't make a fool of themselves.

Everythink annoys me. It isn't cute and it isn't funny.

Oh it's not nice, come on.

Well for one thing about four people have done it!

Oh FFS.

Argh!

I should of known better than to start posting on here.

It's doing my head in and everyfink.

Everythink annoys you JustFabulous ?

Oh the irony.

I'm more then used to making a fool of myself so its water off a ducks back to me

Some people, eg those with dyslexia, might be upset if their mistakes were being scrutinised and picked up on. Just saying. I'm not dyslexic, just a bit lazy dim, but if I were try and think how that could make someone feel grammar police?

But I'm loving the idea of go faster stripes. And maybe some streamers coming off the handles? Now that would be pretty tacky wicked!

Strike out fail

I think people that make snarky comments look the fools though.

"I pity the fool" mr t.

"Everythink annoys you JustFabulous ?

Oh the irony."

Yes, pocket, when people use that instead of everything.

Colour fucking pram.

Loved that OP.

I was at school today and a lady i know was there with her baby. The baby was wearing a snow suit. I said 'aww i want one of those' meaning the brightly coloured snow suit. She thought i meant the baby

I wonder how many times a compliment has been misinterpreted like that :)

I would think it a nice pram as I had the same one with a very nice liner

I do tend to see prams with bags hanging on them all skewwiff and want to go and straighten them or mention bag clips....but realise I would be clocked for the nutter I am

Hah, brilliant - great pram by the way.

As much as I adored my PFB and thought the sun shone out of every orifice I can freely admit he looked very much like Winston Churchill just out of the bath for a fair while - I did get a few 'ahhh what a...strapping lad'. He also used to get a crinkly face when he smiled that made him look like an old lady - I think he just had far too much face!
I'm just crap at cooking babies I think, they all came out looking pickled - I pity the Boots lady that peered in tbh!

I saw a pushchair with a fur handwarmer thing that made me a bit

too much face. :) Love it