To lick wine off my kitchen floor

[InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream]

I have gone to the fridge to get my bottle of wine as I'm home alone and too poor to go out..

I then dropped the wine and it has smashed all over the floor

AIBU to lick the wine up in between sobs?

Not unreasonable at all. But mind your tongue on the broken glass

NOOO!!! Don't do it!! Come to my house, DP has just returned from sainsburys with 3 bottles of wine, a bottle of prosecco and a bottle of vodka! Just knock!

Just be careful of the glass...could be difficult to explain in A & E!

Use a straw, t'will be fine!

Ffs woman! Don't let it get away!

YANBU, next time buy a box harder to spill and you get more wine

I just wanted a drink

I was going to drink it a couple of days ago but decided to save it til tonight.

oh definately! Just mind the glass! xx

You poor thing! Have you got anything lurking in the back of the cupboards that might help? I find rancid Baileys helps in an emergency!

YANBU. Soak it up with kitchen roll and squeeze into glass.

I might have a half bottle of Sourz somewhere but not sure sitting doing shots alone is healthy

I was going to suggest the kitchen roll and glass route too

SP you are not alone

Your kitchen floor obviously isn't in the state mine is.....

course it is, anyway you're not alone!

Is now a good time to admit I done 3 shots out of vodka last night out of an egg cup?

Obv you will pick out hairs, toenail clippings etc.

get the shots on the go! your not alone we are with you :) you need to have a shot for me as I'm pregnant.. ok?

MrsKeith - perfect timing!

YANBU.
It cannot be wasted.
Don't cut yourself though.

Why not healthy?
Mrskeithrichards - brilliant!

Shit do you have a straw, hope you have No animals. You need a Yellow sign saying wet floor so you can take a break

I had no wine and nothing to mix the dregs of a bottle of vodka with. Other than milk and it's been tried before. Not nice.

It was dh's suggestion. For some reason he prefers me tipsy.

Is now a good time to admit I done 3 shots out of vodka last night out of an egg cup?

ha ha made me laugh that you go girl

I have no animals. It's just me home alone. I mopped the floor earlier.

Will stardrops floor cleaner change the taste of the wine?