To lick wine off my kitchen floor

[InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream]

I have gone to the fridge to get my bottle of wine as I'm home alone and too poor to go out..

I then dropped the wine and it has smashed all over the floor

AIBU to lick the wine up in between sobs?

Pop socks

Can you still get them in American tan ?

Hazel is a genius!

what's a pop sock?

Have you got a bagless? Hoover up and sieve. Maybes empty the hoover first...

It's a half tight half sock travesty fanj.

Those tights to your knee things.

Just want to delurk to send my condolences. That is a bad thing.

Do you have a torch if so, get down point it to look for them nasty bits of glass, and lick.

But also as said before, maybe cute paramedic. Saturday night A&E with all the pissheads.

Ah I know what they are now. I don't own any.

I mean bad thing that the bottle smashed. I'd go for the straw and pop sock idea. I know some one that smashed a 20 year old bottle of champagne when opening it at a wedding. It had been saved for a special occasion.

Use tights instead.

Some of the pissheads in A+E might have some spare wine going!

You must have tights, do you have a dd, does she have tights?!!

And this is exactly why I buy wine in boxes!
I have discovered that 1 box of wine holds 9 ( yes 9! ) large glasses of wine for £5.29!

Ode To Wine

You were the light at the end of the tunnel
You were the the only thing I needed
I thought you were there for me but no
The floor needed you a lot more
Now I stand here looking at your remains
All I want is to scoop you up in my cupped hands
But I'm afraid your glass outsides will cut me
Farewell wine.

Has anyone got their bottles out ready for recycling on Monday?

Could you do a 'neighbourhood tour' drinking the dregs out?

Yuck you would get the pissheads spit back vomit

Dishcloth that would do do you have one of them, linen, hanky friggin we are all freaks lmao

A sponge might work.

That was beautiful Fanjo.

Truly beautiful.

And where the hell is a box of wine for £5.29 omg. I want a shop like that

I'm sat thinking what I always do in these bad times.

What would OliviaMNHQ do

Silently sobbing and nodding at ode to wine...

Yes we need Olivia. She will know.

I still say straw, you cant suck glass though a straw would be banging on neighbours doors now, with an obscure story as to why I wanted a straw

ohhhh school project

"Has anyone got their bottles out ready for recycling on Monday?Could you do a 'neighbourhood tour' drinking the dregs out?"

Ours is on a Tuesday.