To lick wine off my kitchen floor

[InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream]

I have gone to the fridge to get my bottle of wine as I'm home alone and too poor to go out..

I then dropped the wine and it has smashed all over the floor

AIBU to lick the wine up in between sobs?

FuckityDuck

( whispers quietly )

A Tescos in Somerset!

I think I may have a have straws! The toddler has cups with straws in. I shall find one.

I'm thinking of publishing Ode To Wine for those who have experienced this traumatic occurrence

myliferocks tooo bloody far!!

£16 squid i payed for a box in blummin Tesco's today

SP I'm nearby but drunk too much to
Come bring wine. Any local takeaways deliver booze?

FuckityDuck it's drinkable as well!

face I'm stupidly poor I'd be out tonight if I wasn't. I can't buy another bottle. Not tonight anyway.

I might go on X Factor next year and use this tale as my sob story. Finals here I come!

Drink the sours.

Tis the only way

Santa tat's a good idea for a new business. Takeaway booze.

Or even that's a good idea.

sp your breaking my heart.

If it wasn't a 6 hour drive I'd deliver you some.

There was a young girl called SP
Who opened the fridge door with glee
For the wine it did beckon
But our girl didn't reckon
On that wine spilling out, breakin' free

And so now she hasn't got any.

Soz, needs some work

three my own limerick! Shame its about this tragic event though

Life us cruel as ironically I have a bottle I can't drink. If only you lived nearer!

pickled can you send it by pigeon?

we need owls!

I've just seen a pissed mouse stagger out from under the fridge

That cheeky fucker! Thanks for spotting that worra

You're welcome SP

Just hope it goes some way to ease your pain at this difficult time.

Drinking the Sourz. I mopped up the wine while chanting the Ode

I have no idea how long I have had it this bottle of Sourz for but tastes quite nice and is easing the pain. The bottle is pretty

Glad your wine trauma had a happy ending (next time don't forget to buy a box!) :)

I will be getting a box this week. I have learnt a valuable lesson!

My mum used to buy the boxes. It was a yellow box but can't remember the name.

I will also have back up bottles