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AIBU?

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to want a bun fight?

122 replies

MardyBra · 06/10/2012 09:48

It's Saturday morning and the rest of the family are out and about. So I logged onto MN to get some bunfight entertainment, and you're all being nice. So where are the vipers this morning?

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MrsRajeshKoothrappali · 06/10/2012 09:49

Ner!

MardyBra · 06/10/2012 09:50
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ledkr · 06/10/2012 09:51

Fuck off with your buns < lobs a dripper>

tangerinefeathers · 06/10/2012 09:51

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TeeBee · 06/10/2012 09:52

We've eaten them all.

MardyBra · 06/10/2012 09:52

I'm looking for a 300+ post AIBU, with opposing factions, name calling and deletions. Not a solitary lob of a bun. [ wink]

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ledkr · 06/10/2012 09:54

I'm off to spend my benefits on a goat and big tv whilst parking in a p and c space and have a piss in a disabled toilet

SillyBeardyDaddyman · 06/10/2012 09:54

Disabled parking spaces should be sold to the highest bidder and old people should be banned from shopping whilst I am.

And discuss.

Slugslasher · 06/10/2012 09:56

Sorry, I'm fairly new here, what is this 'goat' of which you refer?

Slugslasher · 06/10/2012 09:57

.....and shouldn't you all be polishing the silver..?

VintageAxeWeldingPboredWarrior · 06/10/2012 09:58

What the fucks your problem with buns huh.

Tweasels · 06/10/2012 10:00

Ah, here we go again. Another cliquey/quichey thread where people do

InvisibleHotPinkWeasel · 06/10/2012 10:00

Abortion thread in politics is starting to kick off nicely Sad

puds11 · 06/10/2012 10:01

How about we discuss how bad it is to formula feed your baby?

SillyBeardyDaddyman · 06/10/2012 10:02

tweasels things are only quichey if you don't join in ;P

catgirl1976 · 06/10/2012 10:02

I FF my baby and put him a day orphanage. And his middle name is Boris.

TheGOLDCunnyFunt · 06/10/2012 10:02

Fuck off Tweasels Wink

MardyBra · 06/10/2012 10:02

Oh that sounds a bit serious weasel. I'd settle for a good Mil thread. Or an Op who won't accept she is Bu supersoaker-style.

< refuses to type stylee>

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TheGOLDCunnyFunt · 06/10/2012 10:03

Bums? Eww. buns!!!

SillyBeardyDaddyman · 06/10/2012 10:03

I formula feed my goat and I'm proud of it.

MardyBra · 06/10/2012 10:04

slug I think the goat is an Oxfam gift of a goat to a developing country. A disputed gift choice.

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HecateHarshPants · 06/10/2012 10:05

WHAT are your children doing while you are on here trying to get a cheap thrill by starting a fight? They are quite clearly neglected/malnourished/going to join a gang. You are a woman and your role is to provide a stimulating environment for your children. You should be baking cakes right now. And making your husband a cup of tea. He's had a hard week and deserves your attention and devotion.

And your hair looks crap today.

there you go. That ought to do it.

Tweasels · 06/10/2012 10:05

I don't want no bums thrown at me. What if you haven't wiped properly?

catgirl1976 · 06/10/2012 10:06

Oooh oh...I shave my fanjo, work ft and I don't know why I even bothered to have a baby (it was the cute outfits obvs)

MardyBra · 06/10/2012 10:06

Tweasels. This could be a mardy quiche to counteract the emerging Larpers and Pos no I'm not bitter for not making THE list

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