to want a bun fight?

[MardyBra]

It's Saturday morning and the rest of the family are out and about. So I logged onto MN to get some bunfight entertainment, and you're all being nice. So where are the vipers this morning?

Not sure sole? I am too busy laughing my head off at bests up

Lol
spose best get showered and dwessed

See yow laters x

Umm...ummm

My MIL's a BITCH because she cleans my house and buys the dc's unsolicited presents...who does she think she is?? Meddling old bag!!!

And..and...I'm going to send my dc to private schools because the state system is shite and full of peasants!!!!!!!!!!

Make sure you dodge the flame throwers on the way out sole

Have a lovely morning

Can I post to avoid tidying the house for yet another viewing??

I think politicians who agree with the 12 or even the 20 week abortion thing ought to be forced to adopt a couple of children with life threatening multiple complex disabilities each. And assessed by OFSTED annually to see how well they are doing.

If that doesn't start a MN bunfight I don't know what will.

YANBU boffin

you are all wankstains on the butt of humanity

Wankstain (snigger)

I do think the 50% tax rate for high earners is too much though!

I would have been here earlier but I was parked in the maccy d's disabled space with my twins who are wearing matching dresses btw. One is a boy but I like them to look the same and pink on boys is ok!

I was letting my older dc eat his nuggets whilst I breastfed one twin and bottlefed the other. The goat will get the leftovers!

We were just on our way to shop for our 3rd holiday.

Foine, winkstans then, ffs

Leave the bastard.

Ah. I've just found the meat-eating Dh thread. That should keep me busy rubbernecking for a while.

Or I could start a "who's your fav MNer" thread.

Oh you are all a load of ole trollops on this thread.

Please don't gift me a goat as I already have lots.

Can you send me some money instead so I can go on holiday.

Thanking you kindly.

Vintage is my most favourities mner eva.

gives 2p to hiloday fund

you bastard aethel... just snorted coffee.

trebuchet...

The taxpayers money is funding my entire lifestyle.

Just out of the hairdresser, fag in hand, bought everyone pre-made sandwiches for lunch.

Suck it up you cliquey cunts.

I see you are all buying into the Mumsnet Orchestrated Culture of Bullying

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Come on! We can do better than that. I am entitled to a holiday.