to want a bun fight?

[MardyBra]

It's Saturday morning and the rest of the family are out and about. So I logged onto MN to get some bunfight entertainment, and you're all being nice. So where are the vipers this morning?

I agree with Hecate.

Ooooooooh! The WI love those!

Shall I put a call out on Facebook and Twitter to get all the Regulars to do a pile on?

FFS. Haven't you got anything better to do?

I feel sorry for your children. And your husband as well. And the house you live in. And if you have pets I feel sorry for them and all.

I am still bf my goat and he is older than me. And what? Come and have a go if you think you are hard enough cunty bollocks

Mardy quiche, made with goats cheese.

On the subject of Oxfam goats. If someone sends a goat to Africa rather than buying you the usual Boots No 7 gift set. Retaliate by sending them a goat........to their house.

goats are cute.
don't you people have any... trifle...

I am having a two week holiday to "Disney land Florida,in America" and I live in a council house Bring it on

Oh ledkr - have you been before? IT IS AMAZINGLY AMAZING AND BRILLIANT.

quiche

Yeah fine, all you GANG talk amongst yourselves using your secret codes and SIGNALS.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How d'you like them apples?

Ent really Shirley but have before yes ace can't afford it these days not enough tax credits

Oh those bastards not giving you enough tax credits to go on holiday. Do you smoke?

I don't smoke no shirl but I forgot that last night whilst out and smoked about 400 have a sore throat now

Oh fuck off and take your anger out on people in reality, you weak weasel.

ah tweasels...
hmm bullying you say?

how about...

"go boil your head and fuck off to the far side of fuck..."

is that good enough for you huh?

The problem is, I can't be arsed to respond to the provocations. I just want MN to have a bunfight to entertain me.

Would you lot please shut the fuck up, I have a headache!

Thank you

Throws cake tin at Tired's head

And for your info sole, usual will be on my side.

I know what you ran usual

Bests up usual,> now fecking what?

Ran = mean