To think the world is conspiring against me?

[Kingcryolophosaurus]

my car is being written off
My stairs broke
My washing machine is broken
Microwave is broken
Sky doesn't work properly
The drain outside is blocked

I have a tax bill and no funds

I can't get a job

#firstworldproblems

Bit rude

How do stairs break?

I know how you feel.

My washing machine has broken, as has the bed base. My car is for sale and I'm having the pleasure of spending £35 for no interest what so ever. My last pair of jeans have just ripped. My benefits stop in a week and after that I don't get anything from uni for 3 weeks. So I'm screwed. Boo to money this month!

Ahh, we all have times like this when it seems the gods are having a good laugh at us. It will all come out in the wash as my old dad says.

Do you claim for any benefits? Are the social fund any good at things like this?

First world problems? As opposed to all the third world problems normally posted on Mumsnet?

I hope things improve for you soon, OP. It sounds like you're having a rotten time.

skylarsmammy - #firstworldproblems? A bit like your whole thread today about Facebook grammar?

Sorry to hear things are shit op

op life's shit sometimes, it's even shitter when you think nothing else can go wrong and it does!

Hope things look up soon!

What the hell is it with the 'first world problems' shit that keeps getting spouted these days.

Are we only allowed to say that we got chased by a lion on our 20 mile hike to get water?

Car repair, no washing machine, house falling to bits, stinky drains, no job, no money and bills you can't pay are fucking legitimate problems.

Chill out. Jeez.

Sorry to hear that Op. Its a drag, but the old MN saying is This too shall pass.
Do you want to slap me onenow? Areyou distracted? [Grin]

#twatinaibuwho'dathought.

Sounds crappy OP. Hope things brighten up for you soon.

Are we only allowed to say that we got chased by a lion on our 20 mile hike to get water?
Sorry i know i shouldn't have but this made me laugh
I'm also wondering how stairs break?

Getting nettled skylar? Its only the internet dear, you're lucky to have it

Jeez yourself. Posting spiteful little digs at someone who has a load of actual problems that are upsetting her.

skylar you do know there are a lot of people in this country going without food to feed their dcs don't you?!

Can you make any claims on your home insurance with regard to the broken items?

I hope things pick up for you, OP.

Can you report posters for being a wanker?

Just wondering.

The internet is for a bit of offloading and banter, not whingeing about things we all have to deal with every bloody day.

Well, we all have to deal with crappy spelling and grammar on Facebook everyday (at least those of us who are foolish enough to be on Facebook), yet you started an AIBU post whingeing about it! Or you could argue that the OP was just doing a bit of offloading about all the crap she has to deal with at the moment.

'The internet is for a bit of offloading and banter, not whingeing about things we all have to deal with every bloody day.'
What's the difference in off loading and whinging?