To think the BBC coverage of the flotilla is total crap

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They really are making a pigs ear of it.

I want to see the boats (try and spot DPs dads boat)
not listen to all the crap from this presenter and that presenter and bloody poems,

Have also switched to Sky - is much better - even though it's Eamon Bloody Holmes

One feels that one ought to watch it on Auntie and my dear departed mother would be horrified but I've switched over the Sky too and it's a vast improvement.

ooooo He has his big balls hanging down the side

Big balls hanging down the side. Did he say that?

Oh Bloody Dough Face Holmes now.

They should open the barrier to give some tide. That would make it interesting.

Is the Queen cargo now?

Don't mention Eamonn, managing to blank out his voice so far!

I bet the Queen will be straight on the G&Ts

rhondajean that's where my son is. Very annoyed with BBC coverage. Turned over to Sky - their coverage is better, at least I'm now seeing glimpses of the Avenue of Sails

Blowing hard.....hanging limply?

I'm guessing we'll now have an 1 1/2 of all the boats going by.

Is it still on? I got bored over 40mins ago. Queenie looks frozen, she was behind the throne to protect her from the wind. Bet DoE has a hip flask hidden somewhere .

Ahhh LOVE a Navy Uniform

Can someone tell these morons how boats work, "boats do not drive like cars", NO SHIT REALLY!!!

The presenter is loving the mooring.

The rain is 'bouncing'. Says Dough Face

I'm guessing the Queen will now have to stand in the rain and wave for the next 1 1/2 hours.

Poor Queen. I think the Queen of Norway should have sent her a personal gift of wool undies and base layers.

I was hoping for a hand break turn in to the jetty

Oooh Sandy. I like Sandy.