To think the BBC coverage of the flotilla is total crap

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They really are making a pigs ear of it.

I want to see the boats (try and spot DPs dads boat)
not listen to all the crap from this presenter and that presenter and bloody poems,

Is the woman presenting in the studio Sian Williams? I thought it was Sophie Raworth although the two are interchangeable

It is indeed raining piss-intently.

Sian's on Tower Bridge about

Eamonn used the Chinese restaurant reference. :o Can't remember who said it on here but he agrees!

Is the finale cancelled?

No it's not. Thank feck otherwise I'd have turned off hours ago.

Go on William, give Kate a hug to warm her up.

Ooh they're avin a dance now

Who's playing that crap music?

Queenie is jigging on the spot now, she must be freezing.

Kate seems to be spending more time standing closer and chatting to Harry than William He's hot so will keep her warm

I think Wills and Kate have had a row.

Queenie deserves the Olympic gold for standing so long in the cold and rainy weather. Bless her.

what was row about, do you think?

Fly past has been cancelled

Kate - you need to wear gloves on a cold day on a boat.

No flypast due to weather :(

I think he told her off for her outfit she's wearing, taking the focus off the Queen and all.

Or he caught her winking at Harry.

The Queen is about to get hypothermia. She'll get ill and live until next year. So we can have a national day of morning and extra bank holiday (except she's not died really, just retired off quietly).

We'll then have to wait a whole year whilst charlie and willy decide who is going to be King and have the 2014 Coronation and extra bank holiday.

The royals are there to be milked after all.

I wondered about outfit - scarlet woman?

Harry is always smiling.

William look serious.

looking at the royals there in their outfits, if it wasn't for Kate there would be no red - just - white and blue. I think her outfit is most fitting ! adds an effective accent of red to the tableau.

I want her to pop her clogs before 2014. Don't want her knocking Queen V off the top spot.

Awaits to be beheaded for treason or summin.

whole boat is shockingly red - we also think like floating restaurant

Its your big moment on TV and you look like a drown rat.

ah yes apart from the whole boat, toomany