Mumsnet Royalty

[MaryZapalasaurus]

Ha, that got you in,didn't it.

AIBU to start a thread to ask everyone who has ever been accused of being Mumsnet Royalty or one of the elite, or one of the populars, or insultingly been accused of being cliquey, quichey, prolific or all the many other insults, to sign in here.

I just want a list to refer to. Cos I reckon there are about a zillion of us, so I just want to prove that it isn't just a few of us who are up their own arses and think the site revolves around them

Whadayathink?

So many cunts around...I don't know where to look

I want apple crumble now ,with ice cream

Rich Tea ! Don't swear near the huns !

I always need testers as I can't eat this stuff myself! Shall I send by telepathy?

My Royal Cunt spread sheet is colour coded.

As The Queen. Mother. thread revealed, being royal is not necessarily the same as being popular.

And if you're royal you stand a very good chance of ending up in a pauper's grave if you don't show sufficient briskness at birth. A bit like Sparta but crueler.

I've only ever been cunty to people who absolutely deserved it.

Except for the times when they didn't and I had to apologise for being a twat.

Every other time it was totally legitimate.

Maryz chose to raise Zombie's fanjo as a topic of conversation last night. Does that make Zombie a cunt?

Not in many quiches tbh. I'm a bit of a flitter.

I was in the peris, but that seems to have ground to a halt. There are only so many times we can discuss menopausal symptoms... I'm with the Paulettes though.

Am starting to feel a bit queasy at the thought of a zombie fanjo....

Excellent x-post Lentily!

Actually Lentilly I think you are moving up the ranks of being the biggest cunt so far. Baking lovely things, posting them and making me want to eat. What. A.Cunt.

Wasn't someone getting personal with AnyFuckers fanjo last night as well? Jeez, it's an epidemic!

i was in the cake quiche but I can't find it now. Maybe it's all been eaten

I've been called a cunt a few times, do that count?

Sorry Zombie, I don't think you can be a cunt even when you try. I accept your fanjo is beyoootyfull though .

And AnyFucker's fanjo has disappeared, along with Sue's stalker [disappointed]

Zombie would advise Nigel to follow the crumbs.

I have been accused of being MN royalty but I think it was a mistake

I have been accused of being in a clique and called a cunt many, many times, I don't think this was a mistake

Even in Primary school and reading between the lines of my school reports I was destined to become a cunt. I think I've made a fair job of it!

Nigel sorry, I forgot myself for a moment. I must be more thoughtful to the lil hunz. Thx 4 rem'ding me hun xxxxxx

It's gone to that new baking topic Nigel.

You know, the new topic that was created a few weeks ago because mumsnet doesn't have enough topics

My fanjo's never had its own stalker

We should have the MN awards btw.

"and the award for biggest cunt goes too" ......

I crowned myself Queen Mother once, on account of the gin