Mumsnet Royalty

[MaryZapalasaurus]

Ha, that got you in,didn't it.

AIBU to start a thread to ask everyone who has ever been accused of being Mumsnet Royalty or one of the elite, or one of the populars, or insultingly been accused of being cliquey, quichey, prolific or all the many other insults, to sign in here.

I just want a list to refer to. Cos I reckon there are about a zillion of us, so I just want to prove that it isn't just a few of us who are up their own arses and think the site revolves around them

Whadayathink?

Excellent RichTea.

And now you've done it - I've namechecked you, which is apparently the kiss of death. You'll be banned next [approving]

I've never been accused of being royalty, or quichey.

Cunt

< nibbles on shit >

RTAC :o

cliquey fuckers!

oiwheresthecoffee, of course you can join in. Just start typing shite like the rest of us do.

LineRunner, don't say that. Zombie thinks you are luffly.

see? I can't keep up with any bloody thing! I only went to settle the baby now we're back on dog shit

(don't get me started on "my dog eats way weirder stuff than yours", I will always always win)

pinot no problem re: the nude pants just so long as I don't have to google them for you.... again

Maryz is the biggest cunt on here.
Pinot is second.
Titsalina is third.

I would've been second but think I am about to get banned thanks to Maryz, the number one cunt, so Pinot has stepped up.

Oh, and I can't name check everyone, but I'm putting everyone on the list.

Except for the few who think that we are all a bunch of bitches.

And welcome to any newbies, and anyone who doesn't feel loved, and anyone who just wants to join in and have fun, and doesn't give a shit about what anyone thinks of them.

Which is also pretty much everyone.

Special welcome to oiwheresthecoffee, I look forward to your shite

I was cunty earlier when I had my nasty pants on.

I am sweetness and light now I'm in my jimjams

Eccles :o heh hhe :o

I wanna be a cuuuunt

let meeee play

Do I at least get a bronze medal for my cuntiness? Otherwise I am going to kick of royally!

Can I be Royalty ? I've always fancied having a Jubilee and I changed my name to a dinosaury one specially

Never been accused of being royalty.

I have been accused of being prolific.

Have also been accused of not being prolific enough recently.

And I have to say I've never heard of half of you, so there [flounces]

Hello oiwheresthecoffee.
Me and Zombie have just interacted with you.
You may now be accused of being in a quiche.

You are definitely a cunt Trinity [helpful]

Aren't you already up there Nigel? Surely with a name like Nigel you must at least be one of the aristocracy.

yay! maryz called me a cunt

God that MardyBra is so Royal on this ere mumsnet, she's all like prolific and I swear to god she's in a quiche or several ...

There now you have

Too, too kind, Mary. Have a pombear

Yeah - well - sorry- I didn't mean to be cunty. In my defence I have baked 24 cupcakes, an apple crumble, a lemon drizzle cake and I've got rivers of sweat rolling down my ample bosom.

I'll piss off now

oiwheresthecoffee and zombie You can come and weep over my pauper's grave. Oh, you're not fucking allowed. Only in Europe, eh?

It's all downhill for you too oiwheresthecoffee you are now in the clique.

I actually think this thread is really helpful to everyone. They can update their Royal Cunt spreadsheet.

Lentilly don't suppose you need a superduper food tester? Perchance? I will offer my services

Yeah right titsalina.