Mumsnet Royalty

[MaryZapalasaurus]

Ha, that got you in,didn't it.

AIBU to start a thread to ask everyone who has ever been accused of being Mumsnet Royalty or one of the elite, or one of the populars, or insultingly been accused of being cliquey, quichey, prolific or all the many other insults, to sign in here.

I just want a list to refer to. Cos I reckon there are about a zillion of us, so I just want to prove that it isn't just a few of us who are up their own arses and think the site revolves around them

Whadayathink?

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! Off I toddle to baking. See you next year

I don't think I'd like to be queen or queen mum, princess is more my scene being as I'm all yooful and shit.

I always had crazynanna down for Queen Mum. Maybe you should fight for the title with handbags at dawn.

Actually where is crazynanna. Has she finally fucked off to gransnet.

Richtea Dats alrite babe, c u sun, hugz xxxxxxx

I bet shes gone over to gransnet to steal their cupcake emoticon

I is old, though, Tits

The Queen. Mother.

She was two Queens in one. I want to knock her down to size. She can either be a Queen; And a Mother. Or a Queen; Or a Mother. Those are genuinely premium choices.

Yes, yes, I know she's dead.

Yes, where is carzynanna? I haven't seen her since I got back and I luffs her specially cos she is older than me

I'm a bit concerned about the text speak and huns on my thread

Talking about Queens, where's LeQueen, she should be here.

BIWI, you're younger than Zombie. By a good few years.

Am I? Hurrah!

Don't Squash him with your Tits

Wear a Brevia bra. Possibly nine, like me.

Do they come in marquee size? Mine are inflating at an alarming rate at the mo.

Lentilly posted.... In my defence I have baked 24 cupcakes, an apple crumble, a lemon drizzle cake and I've got rivers of sweat rolling down my ample bosom

And all you lot do is offer to eat what she's burnt baked...when clearly all she wants is someone to wipe down her tits

Bloody royals!

I am actually thinking of some kind of homemade breast reduction. But I don't think that Linerunner Wartner will be enough for this job.

Couple of knitting needles and a Dyson?

Yes, Worra, that's the ticket. And a ciggie lighter for sterilisation.

I was accused of wanting to be the queen of MN.

Most people don't even notice I'm here but 1 poster decided because I disagreed with her and told her (nicely btw) and along with about 200 20 others that fact I thought I was trying to be something I wasn't.

The poster wasn't even the OP

People spoke to me and I missed it putting children to bed

Grabs more retreats back into the corner

Honey's cute puppy is named after moi.

That is all.

I'm more like one of those very distant royals that only have chance of been a queen if 700 people doe before them. I will still have a title such as 'woman of Leeds'

Die*