Mumsnet Royalty

[MaryZapalasaurus]

Ha, that got you in,didn't it.

AIBU to start a thread to ask everyone who has ever been accused of being Mumsnet Royalty or one of the elite, or one of the populars, or insultingly been accused of being cliquey, quichey, prolific or all the many other insults, to sign in here.

I just want a list to refer to. Cos I reckon there are about a zillion of us, so I just want to prove that it isn't just a few of us who are up their own arses and think the site revolves around them

Whadayathink?

I will never again touch a five pound note.

My puppy ate it's own shit for a while.

pineapple, oldfriendwithanewname. A few cubes with each meal time, stops it in a jiffy.

My Dd tried to eat hers once,,,I think once was enough

Yeah my puppy likes it too, the freak. But did the enzymes not make her poo taste funny? It stopped Ruby eating her turd within two days.

This is delightful, non ? :o

OMG I just asked YOU if it made her poo taste funny. Like you would know.

:o :o

Ahhh. She's a labrador!

My nan was once offered a job as a dog food taster, she declined the job offer but apparently they would warm it up before eating it.

cliquey and ilk me, then I started name changing every 2/3 weeks and now no one recognises me, which is just how I like it.

And I spring to Maryz defence, she is never nasty.

I see all the royalty are on here posting all their 'in' jokes and being all 'cliquey'.

I shall report the lot of you for this if it carries on much longer. That is if I am not deleted for telling you I am reporting you

The threads about regulars and cliques really, really, make me want to pull my own eyeballs out with a spoon. I've been on MN for about 6 years or more and am not part of any 'clique' but the threads about them bore the fuck out of me

I saw the other thread - some posters really need to stop being precious about people talking to each other on an internet forum. We have the same type of thread every couple of weeks don't we and they are all as boring as each other.

Right then you Royal Cliquey Cuntz, STOP talking to each other, do not EVER laugh about any previous threads and ffs whatever you do please don't join in on threads, tis the rules apparently

DS2 ate some of the cat's biscuits once. I think the cat was more pissed off with him than I was.

P.S. I am a cunt too, just not a royal one

RTAC :)

oh xpost! I wasn't smiling at you being a cunt!

I cannot possibly agree with you RichTea because I farking love a Rich Tea with a cuppa.

Ok, got a little side-tracked by my own self-importance a little bit there.

Lentily as I understood it the whole point of this thread was to prove that an awful lot of people have been accused of being quichey/bitchey/unwelcoming. The idea being that if it were true it would be an awfully big quiche!

Of course some people are twats, but some are lovely, and most of us are both at one time or another. T'is life.

If you see a group of posters ona thread pissing you off you have 3 choices either ignore and carry on, hide thread or call them on it.

Just don't bloody moan all the time, noone like a whinger!

I don't think that anyone likes me, in real life or on MN.

And I'll be keeping it that way, thank you. I don't believe there's a law against planning a pauper's funeral. Not yet anyway. Bloody Europe.

As I thought, I go and make dinner, and the list goes

Thank goodness MyDog (among one or two others ) got it.

I was beginning to wonder there.

Yes, my point is that every time someone refers bitchily to "the same few posters" being bitchy/feeling they are in charge/owning mumsnet/thinking it's all about them etc, I was just wondering which few.

'Cos there do seem to be an awful lot.

See, MN is going downhill fast.

You are all so bloody nasty. That Pinot just laughed at me because I am a cunt, and Titsalina eats shit biscuits.