To want all you MUMSNETTERS to stop all the vile language

[OhChristFENTON]

.....and take a look at my the pics on my profile

Awwwwwwwwwwwww. Though you're being unreasonable for not just shouting "PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY!" in the thread title - would've got me looking a lot sooner

I'll stop the vile language if you give me the puppy. Seems fair to me, bollocks.

Darn - I should have gone with that! I was after the most attention grabbing headline

The puppy is MINE, you can carry on with your foul mouth if you like

Now if you'd said kittens ...

Aww, cute as a button.

I do like kittens too BIWI.. not a whole one mind

Sorry, but Charlie says not to go with strange Mumsnetters who offer to show you their puppies.

Actually, he probably said a whole string of obscenities but it was difficult to tell.

Aw, he's like a baby bear!

Damn you Fenton, I was just going to come on here and say fuck the fuck off especially as I saw who the OP was. Then you throw cute puppies at me.

Very cute :) In fact the second cutest puppy I've ever seen.

Awwwwwww! A million times over!!

Awieee!

:o

He is like a baby bear isn't he.

Very cute.

My dd has just emailed me a photo of her friensd's kittens. She wants one. We already have 4 fucking cats.

at puppy!

Awwwwww he is fucking lovely.

I predict quite a bit of foul language as you discover just how much Labs enjoy chewing

Awww cute! Have you called him Fenton?

He's so cute and shiny!

PICTURES OF MY PUPPIES would have got an even bigger response

He's very cute (we have the fully grown version here!) but I need to know - are you going to call him Fenton and are you going to live up to your nickname?

Ooo he's luvverly.

I hope you dont mind me asking, but you dont throw sticks for him do you (just saw the stick in the photos)?

Cunting hell that's a fucking cute dog.

at the language