To want all you MUMSNETTERS to stop all the vile language

[OhChristFENTON]

.....and take a look at my the pics on my profile

He's a Labrador - border collie cross, he looks mostly lab at the moment but I think his legs are going to be quite long like a collie.

He's enjoying a post mayhem nap at the moment

I like that there are 7 pics of you pup but only one of your kids. You will be like my mil who has hundreds of pics of her cat all over the house and in the purse but none of her children 'I know what they look like'.

He is deeply gorgeous, but you really want to watch that shoe fetish. Mine chewed £££££££££s worth - especially brand new, pointy toes and stiletto heels! And jelly sandals.

He is utterly cute and beautiful and I am green with jealousy. We got our brown lab as a puppy, and I loved the whole puppy stage (even though so much furniture got chewed - I'd rather have a battered house and a dog than an impeccable house and no dog). She's 2 years old now, and a joy to have - and we have a black lab cross too, who is so affectionate and cuddly. I decided fairly early on that dogs could come on the couch/chairs as long as they were with a human, and we have lovely snuggles with the dogs.

They also come upstairs and have a cuddle on the bed, but sleep downstairs - which led to a rather stressful night and morning yesterday - details http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/the_doghouse/1473071-A-bad-night-and-a-worse-morning-thanks-ddogs here.

Trying again

Awww - I'm very jealous - everyone seems to be getting dogs ecxcept me :(