To want all you MUMSNETTERS to stop all the vile language

[OhChristFENTON]

.....and take a look at my the pics on my profile

Cunting cute.

And I don't even like dogs much.

HE'S GOT A FUZZY BUM!!!!!

Ahem.

Our one of those is 10 months and sneaks under the bed in the middle of night to do mighty farts.

We love him, but the cute does wear off a bit.

That fourth photo down is my old dog, I swear. She was so beautiful. I am broody now, damn you!

Please dont ever throw sticks for him - so many injuries caused that way, I nearly killed our lab when she was two by throwing a stick for her and the vet said he saw lots of dogs injured by thrown sticks every year.

Sorry for hijacking your thread, am just a bit evangelical about this subject.

Oh yeah sure wyrdmother it's the dog farting...

Not at all , Folly, I am absolutely open to learning from others experience.

What is his name?

He is beautiful.

It is TRUE about the farting, he's already let out some SBD's

He's disgusting and you should therefore get rid of him immediately.

In fact he's so hideous I'll take him to the pound for you, so please send the puppy to me straight away.

Aw he's gorgeous.

I'm so broody for a pup at the moment, first that little one-eyed abandoned pup in the news today and then pictures of your little cutie, there's no hope is there - I'll be dragging dh around rescue centres before he knows what's hit him.

I second the advice re sticks by the way. Mine didn't even have one thrown for her, she just chewed one up that she found lying around. The splinters worked their way through her throat creating pocket after pocket of infection before moving on and creating yet more infection. By the time we realised what was happening she had developed adhesions that were tying her tongue down and her throat was all but closed - cue emergency op and one very poorly girl.

Fortunately, she recovered well from the surgery and is still here to tell the tail. This only happened last year and she is 13 years old so you'd think she'd be old enough to know better - daft mutt!

We now have to race her to get to sticks before she gets them - some dogs never learn.

Oh my goodness he co-ordinates with my kitten! Was going to throw in some bad language but I am far too fucking polite.

PLEASE, please don't let little pup get fat. (It's not compulsory for labs)

sqquuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

you got lovely pups fenton

I might have known you'd show up with your pussies and your smut.

follyfoot I was going to say the exact same thing, friends pup nearly died after piercing mouth with a stick, vet said dogs should never ever use sticks, buy a frisbee instead.

OOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aww

Fucking cute.

Petsinmypudenda It's definitely the Dog farting, I can tell because the mightiness is in the smell, rather than the sound. OhChrisFENTON is right SBD, Pheweeeeee!

Me and DH tend to be more noisy and less smelly.

[Unclips the duvet from the frame]

Hmm, it appears that pup is a sneaky shoe stealer, much hilarity this morning when he grabbed and ran with DS1s left school shoe.

He's gorgeous
What breed is he?

So sweet but I know the truth. I have a 9 week old stray currently eating my toe. I would rather the toe than the shoe. He is absolutely lovely, butter wouldn't melt...

I'll stop swearing when you stop blaspheming