AIBU in thinking that the IPOAT hall has transported to another dimension

[Minimammoth]

Where has it gone? Just as I was about to start sprucing it up for the jubilee and start tatting the bunting?

Oh Lord, Yak- you've been poisoned. Wicked miscreants no doubt. And there you were, at great personal danger, obtaining information necessary for the free world to soldier on.

I'm minded to advise a dose of Mistress Mini's Hairus Doggus Posset. 'Twill right the world.

I have just freshly combed the Labrador for just such an event.

Here you are, hold your nose, takeaway swig of this, now lick the dog.
Feel better?

Takeaway?? Who sneaked the 'away' in there hmm, hmm?

No he must not be disturbed, especially for such a minor thing < and the dog liked it>. it is Pentecost and he has the fervour upon him and is speaking in tongues an'all.

Who is this Mister Culler Jnr? I believe I have not had his card presented to me. Shall I enjoy his fervour?

I don't think I shall be licking a dog. However I feel bright as a button this morning and it's sunny again.

Early posset today I feel

Perhaps I misread the receipt for the hangover remedy< adjusts lorgnettes>

Perhaps the Hall library needs updating. In our copy of the Encyclopedia Googletanica I found the following Messrs Cullen: oh And oh dear

Or is he Culler? If I removed the ankle coverings I would have a clothlet to clean my spectacles.

and another

Lend me your clothlet dear Fids

I need to know if his fervour is worth mine. In the past I have been cruelly misled by Mistress Hully foisting Reverends on me. I have become Careful.

And that's a Sad State for a gel to be in, I can tell you.

Not sure about Hully. I think she's busy trying to Right the Wrongness that afflicts MN these days and is much wearied.

A Ball and Concoctions sound just the thing to enliven her. I shall pen invitations forthwith.

A ball!!!! Oh how exciting.

It'll be the first this thread

Here be the pen. I am working on the Ball and the Concoctions.

This thread keeps vanishing into the ether but I hav now Watched it, so it should be vouchsafed safe. Yes.

I been much travailed as dear Miss Fids says with the unravelling of the Halls and am in sore need of both a grape tisane and restorative jig.

The Culler will surely provide you with a restorative jig, Hully, though his mood today appears dark.

I believe you are already sharing his tisanes.

The pen is truly fine.

I may however need to speak to the staff about their idea of a Ball and Concoctions

We have been absent for too long from the Hall. I shudder to think what the maids will offer as suitable dresses. We should visit a local Emporium or engage a seamstress.

Aha, so that's Mister Culler. A fine-looking young gentleman. Does he dance as well as imbibe? Mistress Yak is concerned about her weight. It would not do for her to crush him during a polka.