So stuff has happened to her half a dozen times in her 41 years, from which she extrapolates that most women don't like her because of how she looks, but there are these shades of shades of grey, and the article which she wrote had to be kept short, but half of women contacting her say she has put into words how they feel, and she lives in France and only sees two cars go by a day if she is lucky, and she believes the perception that she is beautiful.
Not a piss take, then, just a confused woman wanting to be a journalist and being prepared to write any old shit that the Daily Mail will print, even when it cannot actually be true.